Lando: “Thanks Oscinha.”

Btw, leading every single lap in the same weekend where the track isn’t favourable for the polemen and people keep reminding you that you have never led first lap from pole is peak fuckyou-ism

Proud of him

there’s so much going on ever since Max announced he’s going to become a dad

Half of the internet going “YEAH PROJECT VERSTAPPEN, THAT KID IS GOING TO WIN EVERYTHING” and the other half going “protect that child from jos and nelson piquet”

People in a really deranged and unhealthy parasocial relationship with Max going “Kelly baby trapped him” like the man can’t think for himself and make his own decisions.

Max retirement rumours 😭

Charles and Lando fans supporting their fav driver’s wdc agenda bcs they think max will retire or the whole “i knew he was going to slow down because he has a wife and two kids at home waiting for him”

All the Max just “if it weren’t for the baby”ed George memes

People making theories about who could’ve known about this news and who didn’t.

(pls tell me if i missed something lmao)

made me cry a little

No but imagine you’re a kid and you think all the other karters want to be your friend and your dad tells you “bite or get bitten” and you try to take it to heart but then you’re 19 and the driver academy gives you a 17 year old and you cant bite him so you go to another team and then another and suddenly you’re the more experienced teammate by far but they give you a little 19 year old and you teach him to be a good teammate instead of biting him and you rebuild the backmarker team together into something that has a spark and then you go to a top team and now you need to bite but you don’t and sometimes you and your new teammate snap at one another but it’s not serious and always forgiven and then that team replaces you with a 7 time world champion after you helped develop their car into a title contender because you never learned to bite but does it matter? Does it matter to you when all of your garages still sing your praises and all your team principals and engineers will miss you and your teammates want to stay your friends? Should you have bitten?

Man went from 😃 to 🤨 to 🫥

Random Housewives taglines that I think fit certain drivers.

I fear it’s over for us Danny ric fans

Aw! He's gonna be a dad! 🥰

the other teams saw williams fire logan before his contract ended and said "wait we can do that ?" and have all replicated it in varying degrees of scandal since

YES 😮‍💨

I bet on Franco.