@i-am-a-fish

okay random question bc i saw u in stayblr and I LOVE UR PFP SM

where did u get it 😭😭

Pinterest lol

I’m eventually going to switch it to one of my own drawings, but I’m lazy and haven’t drawn it yet

the problems we have as young adults trying to function semi-normally lol

reblog and put in the tags what you think will fix you

IM ALSO LITERALLY AUBREY BUT I STILL DON’T LIKE HER. or at least blackspace her

my boyfriend has gotten me obsessed with omori

i kinda hate aubrey

basil is my favorite

what the fuck do you mean he's depressed and suicidal

no

*runs to ao3*

immediately sees the sunflower tag and proceeds to read all of the possible wiki on basil and sunny

i approve of this ship

now, if ao3 does its job correctly, they can be happy and alive, thank you omocat

kel my sunshine boy

my qpr told me that basil was depression and hero was bargaining

they're a liar

hero laid in his bed unable to get out for days bc he was sad

basil is literally just trying to be optimistic

also

basil is not a murderer

sunny *technically* is

they're sixteen and honestly i don't believe sunny meant to hurt mari

they panicked

im gonna let you sleep now

Lemme tell you about this one friend I have.

For a bit of context, she likes anything and everything dragons, Warrior Cats, and art.

I'm hanging out with her the other day, as friends do. Suddenly, she goes: my lips are so chapped what the heck

And then puts on chapstick

No, don't scroll. I know it sounds like a normal interaction so far, but just give me two sentences.

She smacks her lips for a second, and then turns to me and goes: this chapstick tastes weird. I'm confused, so she clarifies: it tastes like someone else used it.

At this point, my brain has stopped functioning. I have ADHD, and I can hear weird things that I shouldn't be able to hear. I've heard of people with really good senses of smell. But being able to taste who's used a CHaPSTICK?

At this point I think all my friends are just fey in disguise.

I keep forgetting that I am not, in fact, a harpy-sphinx-thing, and the preening/nesting habits are confusing to people.

Yeah! I dye my hair crazy colors, bite people, and have eight bajillimillion plushies that I cobble together a fort out of and sleep in!

I’m calling my weird theriotype the Sphynxie. Will be posting an art of it eventually.

ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU

let's start a chain

everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait

mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box

We Interrupt Your Scheduled Tumblr Scroll To Show You Immense Cuteness.

What are the frogs' opinions on Toads? Do they live together or considered seperate? Can they marry?

Hooooooo. This is a very loaded question. I'll try to simplify as much as I can, though.

So there are two opinions on this. The Technically Correct But Still Bigoted Opinion and the Woke Opinion.

The Technically Correct But Still Bigoted Opinion is that no, Frogs and Toads should not mate because they are different species (the reason it's Bigoted is because most Frogs of this opinion are racist and classist, meaning they think that Frogs should be the dominant amphibian class).

The Woke Opinion is that Frogs and Toads can and should mate because diversity. And it doesn't make weird hybrid species things.

I personally prefer the Woke Opinion, but it's a divided issue.

One of these days, I will be starting an Etsy shop. Yes! Shroomie, the crazy, ADHD depresso blogger, will be selling their art!

I'll be selling crochet stuff (hats, scarves, plushies), needle-felted clothes, art (prints and paintings and shit), and therian masks.

No. I will not be taking commissions. Although I would appreciate suggestion for themed character hats.

Yay thxxx

Wrynn: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' Wrynn: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way. Tony: This is a fourteen-year-old, by the way. Wrynn: THAT'S ONE HUNDRED FORTY. GET IT RIGHT.

Loki: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

Wrynn: Yes, yes, Tony. Actually… Wrynn, leading the Avengers to a parking lot: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren! Thor: Is this some sort of veiled threat? Loki, extremely proud: No, just a clever way of telling one Tony Stark that she doesn't care.

Loki: transforms to look like Wrynn Wrynn: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10. Loki: Wrynn, I love you, but that's just insulting.

Bruce: Please, I'm begging you, go to a doctor. Wrynn: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Hi.Are you a mushroom?

did you not read my blog header?

yes. the answer is yes.