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MCU Incorrect Quotes Pt. 1 (With an OC)

Before we start, the OC is Wrynn, a Indian-Japanese telepath with the powers of a kitsune envoy.

Bucky: Pros and cons of dating me. Bucky: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Bucky: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

Wrynn: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

Tony: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

Stephen: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

Tony: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

Sam: You want to know why people are so afraid of clowns? Well you know what people say about how their feet aren't the only thing that's big? And how people who drive really big cars have small dicks? Well clowns are out there with their big feet and tiny cars...

Wrynn: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Bucky: That's great, Wrynn. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

Steve, jokingly explaining male anatomy to Wrynn: It doesn’t have a bone. Wrynn: Then why is it called a boner?

Pepper: Go fuck yourself. Tony, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch.

Wanda: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Vision: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Wanda: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Vision: Is it working?

Repost if you would platonically cuddle with your friends

attempting to prove a point to one of my besties and her boyfriend.

neuvilette, the great otterworm justice of Fontaine

On his way to the court 🐉💨

The three best responses to “fuck you”:

“That can be arranged.”

”Alright, it’s a date. Are you free on Wednesday at 5?”

”Oh, you’d like that, wouldn’t you?”

I'm a graphic designer (much to my own chagrin).

WHY

In GOD'S HO-FricKING-LY CREATION

Is NO ONE TALKING

abOuT

REFERENCING

I've been a graphic designer for four-ish years. And I have plenty of social media. Tiktok, Youtube, Tumblr, Pinterest, Instagram (kinda).

Yes, I know rendering is hard. Rendering, for beginning artists and designers, is a *insert creative expletives here* of a skill to learn. It's hard. I know.

But refeRENCING. REFERENCING. I SCOUR PINTEREST AND GOOGLE AND FRACKING REFERENCE SITES AND I CANT FIND THE ONE. THE ONE THING. THE ONE THING I NEED.

and it's not even a pose. Those are even harder. I'm talking about a picture of a bee. Just a bee. A bee in flight. Not that hard, right?

THINK AGAIN! IT'S-IT'S A NIGHTMARE! I NEED A REALISTIC- NO, NOT BUGS BUNNY!- A REALISTIC- that's a carTOOOOON- A REALISTIC BEE- that's an abomination get it away- A REALISTIC, HELL, JUST A PICTURE OF A BEE IN FLIGHT.

It shows me everything but the kitchen si- nope, never mind, there it is. Everything except a FLIPPING BEE PICTURE.

And when I do find what I need, it's rarely a transparent png, so I have to manually cut it out of its background and transform it to the right angles and distortions, and then I'll extract the "line drawing" and it just makes it black and white!

REFERENCING IS A NIGHTMARE.

Being a graphic designer was my childhood dream, everyone. But now that I'm getting paid? I hate it. I hate my dream job, people.

This is why I've taken up crochet and Garageband again, people.

or, Alternatively,

So, you're finally awake, noona hoksi namjachingu isseoyo

so, you’re finally awake, onii-chan

revenge, madness, and wine.

let the fuckening begin

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...

wait

ive been hyper fixated on k-pop and the color black for like six years

as far as I know, I'm just ADH.

AAAAAAAAAAA

my friends getting different hyperfixations: 😻

me having the same one for four years:

ADHD/Autism stims that I love that might sound sexual- but don’t actually turn me on!

Hair pulling. In the gentle but firm way. The pressure on my scalp feels amaaaaazzzzzing.

Cuddles. I dislike spooning most of the time, and normal cuddling gets hot and overstimulating. BUT- when someone lays on top of me (like cats)- augh yes yes please very stimmy yes

Massages! Not inherently sexual, but still. Specifically, on my back, shoulders, hands, and the base of my skull.

Those feather-light touches that trace patterns on your skin. They is tickly and nice.

I’m demiaroace, so not only do I not really understand how this stuff can be sexual, but also, I don’t really think that it’s sexual at all. At least in this sense.