Update:

Update:

Five minutes later, he screeches "ANARCHY" or some shit at the top of his lungs and runs back into the room, also at full speed. But, plot twist, this time I move before he gets elbowed.

When I asked why he did it again, he said "revenge" and elbowed me. In the face. Daintily.

I'm not sure how to feel.

MY BROTHER JUST SCREAMED "MEDS!" AND RAN HEADFIRST INTO MY ELBOW. HE THEN PROCEEDED TO FALL OFF THE SIDE OF THE BED AND SING THE FNAF THEME.

we then had to convince my mom to let me shitpost abt it on Tumblr.

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So I was tickling my brother the other day, and he’s trying EVERYTHING to get away. He hides in my mom’s closet and yells, “I’M GAY! GO AWAY!”.

My formerly-a-pastor, very Christian grandfather loses his crap.

My brother admits he was joking, and I’m just lying on the ground, dying of laughter. Like- losing my friggin mind.

Never have I been so proud of my brother.


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why are humans like this?

Zzgnaru and Karen are walking through the downtown area of Karen's home city. Zzgnaru notices a shop whose sign reads "Tattoo and Piercing." Xey are confused.

"Karen, what is a 'Tattoo and Piercing?'" Xey ask, pointing one of their tentacles at the building. Karen blinks at xem for a moment, and bursts out laughing. She gestures to her arms, which are covered in artistic markings.

"Tattoos are basically just permanent body art. I have over twenty. And piercings are a type of body jewelry." Zzgnaru is still confused. Karen tugs xem into the shop, where a person lies on a table, an artist working on a caterpillar tattoo.

Zzgnaru starts. "Is-is that a needle?" Karen nods. "So you aren't born with those?" Xey ask, shocked. "Yep. And piercings are where you use a needle to put small gems and stuff into your skin. Not permanently, you can take them out." Karen explains.

The person on the table looks up, and recognition flashes over their face. "Karen? Izzat you?" Karen looks over at them, surprised. "Moss? What the fuck, girlypop? I thought you had joined a space crew?" Moss shakes their head, sighing. "Rosatttiiia kicked me off the ship. Said I was 'too confusing.'"

Karen laughs. "Moss, babygirl, you are confusing. You're the most gremlin-y person I've ever met." Moss huffs. Then, Zzgnaru butts in. "Does that hurt?" Xey ask, motioning to the needle. Moss shakes their head. "Nope, not really."

Later, back on the ship, Zzgnaru rants to Steve and two of the Penaconian crew members about how humans are crazy. "The ones with the patterns aren't normal? The unmarked ones aren't albino? What the crap is this, Steve? First Karen bleeds from her genitalia, now this?"

Steve ends up showing them his singular tattoo and explaining that they have ways to ease the pain.


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hello. i heard you like frogs. I also like frogs :3

We are now friends.

The frogs have decreed it.


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I FUCKING LOVE BMTH IT'S SO NICE TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE WHO DOES

LET’S MOTHERFUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if you know you know


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”diversity is bad”

-shroomie’s apparently racist, sexist, and homophobic lil’ bro

“NO GAYS”

“I’m not racist! And I’m not sexist! Maybe I am. Idc. I will not stop being homophobic, though.”

It's been a while, so... guess what? A headcanon! (Genshin Impact ver.)

Mondstadt stuff first!

Albedo was adopted by Alice about two years before Klee was born. Hence why Klee calls him 'big brother'.

Dvalin is genderfluid, literally. It can switch gender at will.

Diluc fake-dated Jean and Kaeya fake-dated Lisa for a while so none of them would have to come out.

Windwheel Aster actually spin like pinwheels.

Diluc has a pet hairless cat whose name is Rhine.

Next is Liyue!

Qingxin flowers have a few medicinal uses: When dried and used in poultices or serums, they are potent painkillers, but if they are fresh, mashing them and using them the same way turns them into an aphrodisiac.

Xiao may no longer have wings in his human form, nor can he shift into his full adeptus form, but he can shift into a small, rather chubby turquoise finch.

Hu Tao plays the hammered dulcimer, Chongyun plays the gu zheng, Zhongli is proficient with the upright bass but rarely plays, Xingqiu plays the koto and the organ, Xiao knows how to play the panflute, and Keqing plays the erhu.

Inazuma, bitch!

As a general rule, the archons' familiars have a beast form and a human form. As it applies to Yae Miko, her beast form is a 9-foot-tall nine-tailed kitsune. Dvalin's human form is a 5'8" woman with pale skin, turquoise hair, and dark purple-pink eyes.

Ayaka has a pet owl named Minji, but Minji likes Ayato more than Ayaka.

Itto sometimes paints his horns with Shinobu's nail polish.

That is all for now, lovelies! Sumeru, Fontaine, and Natlan will come soonish, don't worry.


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Da birb and her durgon bestie

durgon is about 5500 years older than birb

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or, yk, being called an idiot and having my hair pulled, but sure

happy national womens day, i am only excepting praise and free food today so yall men better pay up

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