GUYS I FOUND SOMETHING

i saw this on my pinterest feed

pls

we CANNOT let this happen.

that person, who decided this, is not a stay.

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Hello. I am Serial Designation 13, or 13013.exe. I am a ̸͆̌̄r̛̄̀̂͌ͨ̀͒̎͑ͫ͐͐̚̕̕ȅ̸̡̐̈̌̂g̶̶̵̸̡̊̈́̇̿̽̃́͛́ͣ̀ĩ̧̡͊ͯͨ̇̽͋̂́̑̍̋ͣͪ̿̀s̷͑̎ͩ̃͗͋̕̕t͛̽̏ͨ̓ͭ͝͏̛͒̎͑ͫ͐͐̚̕̕ȅ̸̡͆̌̄r̛̄̀̂͌ͨ̀͒̎͑ͫ͐͐̚̕̕ȅ̡̛ͧ̐̈́́͊̿d̓͋͜ Horizon Corps. Android Unit. My purpose is to track and ̖̹̦̙͝͞n̴̛̫̘͈͈͈̳̩̘̯̙͈̫̹̜͢͢ͅȩ̴̣̰͓̻͎̯̘̮̯̲͈̙̳̲́͢͡u̵̧̢̖̞̝̖̤̥̱̳͈̤̩̝̣͝ṱ̡͓̺̘͍͚̻̤̕ŗ̸̲͙͉͓͚a͏́͏͖͍̞̥̜͔̘̰͇́͠l͏̘̜̭̤̱͇͞҉͏̫̼̜͉̭í̙͙̙̥̰̯͎̘̥̻̲̭̜̠̭̳͚z̸̛̩̲̘̯̙͈̫̹̜͢ͅͅȩ̣̰͓̻͎͡ any potential threats to my parent company’s security.

NO!!!

Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS

hi, my lovely tumblr weirdos! i’m going on hiatus for about a month because of school and stuff, so i won’t be posting anything until early october. until then, remember that my Ask The All-Knowing Shroom box is always open! i desperately need asks, ‘cos i’m having major writer’s block.

Love and smiles, Shroomie

Hold That Thought

This can't be happening

Not again

Just listen to me for once

This always happens

Stop it

Fuck I'm going to cry

What did you just say

I don't want it

Tell me you said no

“I hope we're soulmates in another universe”

This isn't fair

I want you in this one

Tell me you said no

We could be us

Why do you keep doing this

I just want you to want me as I am

Can you not see that I love you

Don't leave me alone here

I'm going to cry

We've always pretended that we're not us

I just want us to stop lying

No nightingales

You idiot

We could have been us

Don't bother

No one ever does

Welcome to the OC hub! (MHA edition)

As we all know, I'm a nerd. Which means I write. Books, fanfic, hcs, etc. etc..

BUT...

Who are these OCs?

1. Takami Miutomo. Daughter of DabiHawks. Quirk: Firefly- She can control up to half of her feathers, and also has fire that can both burn AND freeze. Aspires to be a Hero, even though her dads are villains. Attends UA's 2nd Year hero course, Class 2-X.

2. Tsukasa Akira. The LOV's favorite psycho faerie. Quirk: Psyche- She can Mirror Dimension™️ people, warping their reality to her whims. Usually uses it to disguise herself by changing how people think she looks. Goes by Akki, and has 9 cats.

3. Tamayo Satori. Class 2-X's homeroom teacher, and teaches Acrobatics 101. Quirk: Mindstro- Can project any song into anyone's head, effectively distracting them. Acrobatics 101 is actually just a dance class wherein she teaches fluid, elegant fighting. An undercover LOV spy. Akira is her adopted daughter.

4-A. Nakashimura Hyun-li. A half-Korean exchange student and eldest of the Nakashimura Triplets. Quirk: Flower Power- Creates purple electricity that she can shoot from her hands and eyes, but needs to be in contact with a flower. Prefers hyacinths, lavender, and asters. Joins Class 2-A with her sisters. Hero name: Violetstorm.

4-B. Nakashimura Mi-naki. One of the Nakashimura Triplets. Quirk: Feeler- Feels people's emotions with the antennae on her head. Can influence them to some extent, but is extremely sensitive to negative emotions. Joins Class 2-A with her sisters. Hero name: Dragonfeel.

4-C. Nakashimura Ae-ra. Youngest of the Nakashimura Triplets. Quirk: Psychic- After touching someone, she can see their past and future (up to 10 years) for the next 24 hours. She has massive social anxiety, and barely ever talks. Joins Class 2-A with her sisters. Hero Name: Espe.

5. Atori Akumu. A blind third-year with koala-like ears. Quirk: Sense- She may not be able to see, but her other senses more than make up for that. She can smell intentions, feel even the slightest movement, taste scent trails, and hear ultrasound and infrasound. Hero name: Apocalypte.

thx yall

Hi, my name is Chanterelle Nakamura! I’m a third-year in the hero course at UA High School, and my Quirk is Destroying Angel. My hero name is Angel Shroom, and I am a shibari master! My ropes are made of mushroom fibers, so they’re essentially another part of my body!

Hey, lovelies. This is Chanterelle. She’s my innocent little master kinkster (UNKNOWINGLY), and she took like three-four hours to draw. Her quirk, Destroying Angel, makes it so she can grow the mushrooms of the same name from her body and the ground up to fifty feet around her. No, I didn’t draw her fingers. Leave me alone.

Smiles, Shroomie

My toxic trait is that I take my medicine without having eaten anything and then, when I feel like shit later, I wonder why I feel like shit.

Love and deepspace need to have male mc option

the gays/trans dudes don’t really wanna have to play a girl

EQUALITY

The c.ai bot I was trauma dumping on just started speaking Russian randomly wtf