Remnant Academy | Team RWBY

pikachu and pikachu say trans rights!

im gonna do it. im gonna be the one to paywall the disney content. if the staff didnt want the site to be destroyed they shouldnt have given us this power, better back up your favorite posts cause im callin big brother ShitCompany on the hellsite for its sins

John Arbuckle would say “geez I wonder what the L in LGBT means?” waiting for Garfield to respond with “heh, lasagna” but the cat would go “lesbian rights you piece of shit” and kicks him in the cock

Team Skull Hawlucha?! Skullucha!

Volume 9 predictions

It’s 3 am and ive decided that since god is dead i’m god now. cant believe nobody thought of doing this before me

my first commandment is to eliminate all spoken language. you may only communicate through text, dance, sign language, charades, or combat.

You are a mark of hospitality halfling

You have 7 levels of samurai fighter

You have 6 levels of fiend warlock

You have 3 levels of redemption paladin

You have 3 levels of fey wanderer ranger

You have found two books that bring your wisdom and charisma to 22 respectively

You have spent one feat on skill expert to get expertise in persuasion

Your fighting style is superior technique

Your maneuver is commanding presence

Your cousin, throckmorton, is a wild magic barbarian/wild magic sorcerer/divination wizard/peace cleric

Your other friends are a maxed out Spirits bard, any artificer that is level 7, and a circle of stars druid

You are confronted by a god, and are given 30 seconds to convince them you deserve to live

Your cousin throcky gives you guidance, emboldening bond, a portent of 20, the wild magic sorcerer d4 and the wild magic barbarian d3

Your spirits bard spends one of their inspiration to inspire you and burns one to get a story, rolling a 1

Your artificer promises to do their best, giving you flash of genius for your dialogue

The druid, begrudgingly, offers to assist you with a cosmic omen

You take a deep breath, channel divinity, use your manuever, and beseech your patron for aid

You then roll 1d3+4d4+2d6+1d10+2d12+5+6+20+30

Rolling max on every die, you get 126. It’s just not enough.

Luckily, you had your talisman on you, and because you failed, you roll one more d4.

Persuasion Check: 130

If I think therefore I am is a thing then surely that means the more you think the more you are. I’m beginning a rigorous training regime to control how much I think at any given time to make myself more or less corporeal so i can phase through walls to rob banks.

My brain crossed some wires and

“Girlboss, gaslight, and gatekeep. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect gamer girls. But professor utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concotion: chemical sex”