You Are A Mark Of Hospitality Halfling

Things that are humans:

T-rexes until proven otherwise

Mannequins

Smeargle

A broken tripod

Those bird toys that dip their head into a cup of water over and over

Things that arent humans:

Peacocks

Most robots

Kirby

Corporations/companies

A bop-it (up for debate)

I had hiccups for three hours and this song cured it i dont know what the rest of these people getting fight or flight are on about this song cures what ails you

Easily the best audio post I’ve ever made

Yang: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Blake: Okay.

Yang: And make out during the scary parts.

Blake: Th-

Blake: The scary parts.

Blake: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl?

soft cowboys

rounding up the posse to all fawn over a herd of cats what found some wild catnip

“this town ain’t big enough for the two of us. so here, y’ can sleep in my room until your house is finished bein’ built.”

walks into the saloon and the bartender rustles their hair and goes “hey champ, catch any bandits today?”

*keysmashes*

Nope, didnt like that one

*backspace backspace backspace…*

*keysmashes*

Shit, hands were in the wrong spot, try again

*backspace backspace backspace…*

*keysmashes*

Good. Perfection. Exquisite, just the right amount of k, a q, one non-letter symbol. This conveys my emotions exactly. Send.

How new topic to fight people over

When you take off your glasses, do you fold the right earpiece in first or the left earpiece?

I was bored and decided to make emojis :pensive:

As you can see I made it very ladybug and freezerburn

clown on clown violence

welp, this was inevitable c: ​

Woefully unfulfilled in life due to nobody having answered the most important question I’ve ever seen

Can richard funk? I still do not know, and this haunts me.