Heyyy Marching Band Season For Me Is Going To Be Over By Halloween, So Any Tips Of Not Having An Emotional

French horns can be woodwinds if they want to

Gay, Therapy, and Bass

Sounds pretty good if you ask me I'm down for that one of those is already happening

Theres a version where I squeezed drumline into their box. We all knew where they went already tho, so...

Discuss.

guys how do woodwind instruments work

like ive tried reeds and they sometimes work?? but they mostly squeak???

also flute is just impossible ive come to the conclusion all flutes are witches.

props woodwinds you're all crazy ily

Wow this blew up. Yes if you can play picc you are automatically a triple witch.

@gilberthonda I'm the only trumpet in my band that cant double tongue lmao I've tried so many times

@the-glitter-acetylcholine well that's something I guess????

guys how do woodwind instruments work

like ive tried reeds and they sometimes work?? but they mostly squeak???

also flute is just impossible ive come to the conclusion all flutes are witches.

props woodwinds you're all crazy ily

Is there not Bb Tenor saxes????

The music of the tenor sax next to me pt 2

And again yes this is show music

Instead of cronching rosin, why not down some valve oil?

its the brass player ritual you gotta take a shot after every split note my body is 86% valve oil and my joints are so efficient

Some of my favorite quotes from this masterpiece.

"Cool Timpani with small fan"

"Keep both feet together"

"Insert peanuts"

"Breathe now"

"Tune the Uke"

"Light explosives now.....and......now."

"Release the penguins"

"If there is a 3rd clarinet, some violins may go"

"Slap thigh"

"Cornet use ice"

"Add bicycle"

"Remove cattle from stage"

"Bow real fast"

"Slippage may occur"

"Begin tuning flame slightly higher and higher"

"All harpists stand up and wait."

"Balance your chair on two legs"

"Moonwalk"

"Continue "swimming" motion"

"Rests are imaginary."

Yo we're doing it this year too. Our band slows down within three measures and it does not sound anything like the song. I mean, it sounds nice, but it's not really Dynamite you know???

There are some songs that are not meant to be played by a marching band

Dynamite by Taio Cruz is most definitely one of them

A Short History of Marching Band Cults.

Why are we like this? Good question! Let's start in the beginning.

By the beginning, I mean middle school, by the way. Middle school - when you start embracing the fact that band is your life now and you cant escape it! All your friends have either left you or joined band because you dont have a life!

Then, high school rolls around. Most of middle school band wants their friends back at this point, so they abandon band and do, idk, cheerleading or smth for popularity!

Then there are the diehard band nerds. These people stay in band through high school. They, near the conclusion of band camp, are admitted into the Marching Band Cult.

A cult is extreme for this, you say? Ah, that's where you're wrong! We regularly worship our Marching Band Gods and pray that we dont face plant. We hold a sacrafice of one trumpet or flute player a year, as their sections are too crowded anyway. We bleed for band, especially when our instruments are wanted for attempted murder, but we love our children. Most of our instruments are named really weirdly. We have led the new ones into this trap.

The ones who esca- leave think that they made a mistake joining in the first place, but how wrong they are. As you join us, the attention whistle sounds, a circle forms in the background, you are home.