Logan And His Long Tongue Licking Peanut Butter Of The Bottom Of A Jar

logan shaves of aaaaalllllllll his body hair, cuz he made for below zero temperatures, not for hot new york summers

please he's being practical

oh fiery beast i see your true form in this plain mortal scene

for pokèmon types i got rock +psychic and for pokèmonize shape i got arachnid

so a scorpion/spider with psychic powers specializing/ inhabiting rocky terrain??

guys help i don't know much about pokèmon, pls tell me if i got it right! :-P :-)

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

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Dangerously Lemon Pie (1990)

logan don't lie to me.

your tiddies were always out and proud, long before you were

THERE'S EVIDENCE EVERYWHERE SIR!!!!!

AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE !!! *pointing at you, reader*

in the beginning of their relationship, i mean when they joined the x men, how did they bond? i don't know and i shall create a headcanon.

they both are comfortable with nudity, and don't mind sunbathing...

So, they both sunbath naked together cause i think the x men at that time were not okay with nakey nakey. they do it at ororo's green house cause its private; they just enjoy each others company

i bet logan tears open the chips or candy packets with his teeth for anybody when they don't got scissors

Logan has 2 or more 'queer' awakenings

how/why?

After spending childhood (till age 19/20) in Canadian wilderness he has a reintroduction to society from the lowest darkest sections in the early 1800 s . He hadn't met any human/mutant for a long while; he didn't have an idea what to expect, how attraction works for people etc. He's learning and exploring the gender roles, courting, gender expectations & typical behaviors. He sort of realized he liked men ( the "manly-bearded-strong" men *wink* *wink* ) and pretty dresses (not very comfy though) soon enough. Being a man or woman does not strongly resonate with him but he want freedom and does not want to be oppressed,so after some observation he chooses to be a "manly man".

Started talking, walking like a guy, starts to learn to flirt ( eg: wolf whistling because manner less guy behavior ) in order to fit in; maybe to climb the social ladder ( mysterious personal reasons) Yada yada plot happens realizes he *LIKES* women too. Has a mini/sizable personal crisis because hetero-normative society and he had kinda imbibed some of those values. Obviously didn't tell anyone, being openly queer wasn't great for him in any way( already notorious in the murder business). He was basically in the closet , but did have a few relationships at the time, kept it lowkey.

In all, gradually knew he liked guys in the beginning; had an "anime-hit-in-the-head-hard-view-changing" moment when he knew knew women are HOT

after mind wipes from weapon x etc. Logan kinda sorta has a feeling he knows exactly what way he swings but doesn't fully know how, so not really sure about it. Assumes he likes women from the get-go ( not wrong there). Does have a silly/cute/embarrassing experience properly realizing his sexuality, around the time he was with the X-men. I need to brain storm (2.) comment your ideas too :-)

Four eggies and now I’m broke is the realest thing ever