TMNT reboot where they’re all alligator snapping turtles and are like ten feet tall
trying to decide if i'd rather be a tortoise or a turtle. on the one hand I prefer dry land, on the other hand turtles can breathe out of their cloacae so. it's tricky
This was posted over a year ago but I’m astounded by the prospect of Silna being put in jail for presumably doing such a bad job at being a defense lawyer that she was also arrested.
I think the thought is that she wasn’t arrested and was just Goodsir’s lawyer, because Silna is much too smart to actually go to jail, as she wouldn’t get caught. But I can’t get over the concept at someone being such a shit lawyer that they get incarcerated as well just for defending someone.
Francis: DUI accident/manslaughter or assault on superior/officer
Fitzjames: con artist (tricks rich old men/women who want him. Let me have this one.)
Blanky: tried to stop bar fight and accidentally knocked a few people out
Hickey: murder, identity theft, conspiracy, etc
Hartnell and Manson: tried to sell drugs to an undercover cop, shoplifting, planned bank robbery (badly)
Tozer: assault (probably beat up someone in the audience of a football game or something)
Armitage: accidentally sprayed a government building while high and resisted arrest
Franklin: tax evasion, political crimes
Goodsir: ignored patients DNR to save them
McDonald: helped patient out of it
Stanley: medical negligence (put new nurse in responsibility for high risk patient who then died)
Gibson: wrong place, wrong time
Gore, Hodgson: got framed
Irving: harassment (make of that what you want)
Wall, Diggle: bar fights (multiple)
Dundy: gambling
Des Voeux: hate crime
Collins: drug possession, forgot to pay taxes/rent/etc
Silna: Goodsir's defendant
Bridgens: let too many kids shoplift without notifying
Little: hit & run (victim survived)... or accidentally helped criminal on the run escape
Jopson: robbery (^ criminal on the run that escaped)
aro listens to a song titled "loveless" or "unlovable" or "heartless" expecting an aro anthem and it turns out to be another sad allo love song. 3 dead 27 injured
Like if you deflavored a kiwi
And again, my mutual stumbles onto something I am autistic about! We’re not close but I will yap to you if you let me.
Dio Brando is such a world class hater it's insane. Kid hated his adoptive brother so much he decided to make it his whole family tree's problem. Haunted an entire gene pool for over a century just cause his punk brother got in the way of his inheritence. It took a temporal armageddon and a full world reboot just to scrub away the consequences of his fuckin around and he still shows up as a cowboy weredinosaur to ruin everyone's day. A master class in causing problems on purpose.
Figure in the distance: *appears*
Nick Valentine: Hm. A stranger?
Figure in the distance: *puts on a yellow fedora and pulls out a gun*
Nick Valentine: *gasp* The Mysterious Stranger!
RTC FANDOM WE NEED TO TALK
So get this. In the musical ride the cyclone, the representation of physical disability in Ricky Potts character was already pretty horrible. Because he loses it as soon as he enters the afterlife even though it’s such a vital part of his character. And it’s literally just for the ease of making him “better” to choreograph with. To this day, there has only been one person who is disabled in real life that has played this character, and they were treated horribly, not at all accommodated, not even told the character was written to have a disability, to the point where they were physically ill on set. They were then fired for being too disabled. To this day, the theatre blocks any attempts to speak out about the incident and refuses to even admit that it happened. The actor has received absolutely no compensation. Well now the official writers of the show have consented to the disability being removed entirely. Erased. Gone. What little representation was there was garbage anyway, but when I tell you I wouldn’t hesitate to deck the people responsible for this. OH and by the way, anyone who does the show now has to use that version of the script
Please sign the petition, reblog if you’re comfortable doing so. This bullcrap needs to end.
You know what I’ll fucking make it myself
I just want a batim au where everything is fine. Where they all get out and move into a rundown house in the woods and process their trauma and get better together. I just want these dudes to be ok
1 load of water
I lost it at “2 bread”