You Know What I’ll Fucking Make It Myself

I don’t have a choice I need to reblog

Fruit reviews: Dragonfruit

Like if you deflavored a kiwi

I need that quest where Nick and Kellogg are battling for control. Where did that go Bethesda

i feel like god but i think maybe i just need to go to sleep

Did Yoshikage Kira write this post

one of my earliest gay memories is of waxing poetic to a girl about her plump “porcelain doll hands” while she admired mine during recess

I don’t even remember who she was or if we were friends, just that I was fascinated by her beautiful hands and the soft cushioned dimples of her knuckles—so different from my own bony spider-fingers

This was posted over a year ago but I’m astounded by the prospect of Silna being put in jail for presumably doing such a bad job at being a defense lawyer that she was also arrested.

I think the thought is that she wasn’t arrested and was just Goodsir’s lawyer, because Silna is much too smart to actually go to jail, as she wouldn’t get caught. But I can’t get over the concept at someone being such a shit lawyer that they get incarcerated as well just for defending someone.

if the terror played in prison & what i think they would be in for

Francis: DUI accident/manslaughter or assault on superior/officer

Fitzjames: con artist (tricks rich old men/women who want him. Let me have this one.)

Blanky: tried to stop bar fight and accidentally knocked a few people out

Hickey: murder, identity theft, conspiracy, etc

Hartnell and Manson: tried to sell drugs to an undercover cop, shoplifting, planned bank robbery (badly)

Tozer: assault (probably beat up someone in the audience of a football game or something)

Armitage: accidentally sprayed a government building while high and resisted arrest

Franklin: tax evasion, political crimes

Goodsir: ignored patients DNR to save them

McDonald: helped patient out of it

Stanley: medical negligence (put new nurse in responsibility for high risk patient who then died)

Gibson: wrong place, wrong time

Gore, Hodgson: got framed

Irving: harassment (make of that what you want)

Wall, Diggle: bar fights (multiple)

Dundy: gambling

Des Voeux: hate crime

Collins: drug possession, forgot to pay taxes/rent/etc

Silna: Goodsir's defendant

Bridgens: let too many kids shoplift without notifying

Little: hit & run (victim survived)... or accidentally helped criminal on the run escape

Jopson: robbery (^ criminal on the run that escaped)

Which fantasy land would you love to visit?

Oh, that’s one of the questions from a comic I know nothing about lmao. I would have to say… the Riordanverse? Provided that I’m not your average mortal lol. Those books were my childhood! First hyperfixation right there. It would feel so good to know that I was a badass demigod, magician, or resident of Valhalla. All my childhood dreams come true!

Just drank rocks

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