It’s Weird Because I See The Max Hive Mind In Like A Totally Different Way. Like I See It As Super

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

Just drank rocks

This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

I love comics! To the maybe five people who care, ask away!

Bande Dessinée ask game

Tintin: Which country would you love to visit?

Asterix: Have you ever defended something or someone you love from someone much stronger?

Lucky Luke: Do you have some kind of special ability?

The Smurfs: If you could use any word to describe yourself, what would it be?

Spirou and Fantasio: Describe your dream job.

Blake and Mortimer: Tell us one time where you and your friend were caught in trouble.

Iznogoud: What measures would you take to achieve your aim?

Yoko Tsuno: Which planet of the galaxy would you love to visit?

The Blue Coats: What's your favorite part from the American Civil War?

Marsupilami: Tell us about a funny-looking animal most people should be familiar with.

Gaston Lagaffe: Which invention would you make to improve your life?

Alix: Which ancient civilization would you love to visit?

Corto Maltese: Which historical figure from the early 20th would you love to meet?

Mélusine: Which magic potion do you want to create?

Papyrus: Who is your favorite Egyptian deity?

Lanfest of Troy: Which fantasy land would you love to visit?

Fruit reviews: Starfruit

Like if an apple was citrus flavored

i feel like god but i think maybe i just need to go to sleep

This was posted over a year ago but I’m astounded by the prospect of Silna being put in jail for presumably doing such a bad job at being a defense lawyer that she was also arrested.

I think the thought is that she wasn’t arrested and was just Goodsir’s lawyer, because Silna is much too smart to actually go to jail, as she wouldn’t get caught. But I can’t get over the concept at someone being such a shit lawyer that they get incarcerated as well just for defending someone.

if the terror played in prison & what i think they would be in for

Francis: DUI accident/manslaughter or assault on superior/officer

Fitzjames: con artist (tricks rich old men/women who want him. Let me have this one.)

Blanky: tried to stop bar fight and accidentally knocked a few people out

Hickey: murder, identity theft, conspiracy, etc

Hartnell and Manson: tried to sell drugs to an undercover cop, shoplifting, planned bank robbery (badly)

Tozer: assault (probably beat up someone in the audience of a football game or something)

Armitage: accidentally sprayed a government building while high and resisted arrest

Franklin: tax evasion, political crimes

Goodsir: ignored patients DNR to save them

McDonald: helped patient out of it

Stanley: medical negligence (put new nurse in responsibility for high risk patient who then died)

Gibson: wrong place, wrong time

Gore, Hodgson: got framed

Irving: harassment (make of that what you want)

Wall, Diggle: bar fights (multiple)

Dundy: gambling

Des Voeux: hate crime

Collins: drug possession, forgot to pay taxes/rent/etc

Silna: Goodsir's defendant

Bridgens: let too many kids shoplift without notifying

Little: hit & run (victim survived)... or accidentally helped criminal on the run escape

Jopson: robbery (^ criminal on the run that escaped)

DON’T MAKE COMMENTS ON CHILDREN’S WEIGHT

This is the fucking reason for my disorder

Fruit reviews: Dragonfruit

Like if you deflavored a kiwi