This is the fucking reason for my disorder
And again, my mutual stumbles onto something I am autistic about! We’re not close but I will yap to you if you let me.
Dio Brando is such a world class hater it's insane. Kid hated his adoptive brother so much he decided to make it his whole family tree's problem. Haunted an entire gene pool for over a century just cause his punk brother got in the way of his inheritence. It took a temporal armageddon and a full world reboot just to scrub away the consequences of his fuckin around and he still shows up as a cowboy weredinosaur to ruin everyone's day. A master class in causing problems on purpose.
This was posted over a year ago but I’m astounded by the prospect of Silna being put in jail for presumably doing such a bad job at being a defense lawyer that she was also arrested.
I think the thought is that she wasn’t arrested and was just Goodsir’s lawyer, because Silna is much too smart to actually go to jail, as she wouldn’t get caught. But I can’t get over the concept at someone being such a shit lawyer that they get incarcerated as well just for defending someone.
Francis: DUI accident/manslaughter or assault on superior/officer
Fitzjames: con artist (tricks rich old men/women who want him. Let me have this one.)
Blanky: tried to stop bar fight and accidentally knocked a few people out
Hickey: murder, identity theft, conspiracy, etc
Hartnell and Manson: tried to sell drugs to an undercover cop, shoplifting, planned bank robbery (badly)
Tozer: assault (probably beat up someone in the audience of a football game or something)
Armitage: accidentally sprayed a government building while high and resisted arrest
Franklin: tax evasion, political crimes
Goodsir: ignored patients DNR to save them
McDonald: helped patient out of it
Stanley: medical negligence (put new nurse in responsibility for high risk patient who then died)
Gibson: wrong place, wrong time
Gore, Hodgson: got framed
Irving: harassment (make of that what you want)
Wall, Diggle: bar fights (multiple)
Dundy: gambling
Des Voeux: hate crime
Collins: drug possession, forgot to pay taxes/rent/etc
Silna: Goodsir's defendant
Bridgens: let too many kids shoplift without notifying
Little: hit & run (victim survived)... or accidentally helped criminal on the run escape
Jopson: robbery (^ criminal on the run that escaped)
I don’t know 12 people on tumblr irl but you’d be one of them, @lil-als
💌send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome.💌
Some of these are my mutuals (and I love them so much, thank y'all /srs :] )
@ticklet0d @gaystan @matchalattegreen @coquettejohnny @inyourclosetrn @pepsipaladin69 @link-alou @idevourglass @chillyfrys @2000s-dvdplayer @chouthechaoticraccoon @brainscrambl3r
I would add a lot more, but it only calls for twelve 😭
My wonderful mutual, it’s the Fallout tv show! Please get into Fallout I need to talk about it.
"Why did you join the Brotherhood?"
@lil-als have you seen this?
Literally
reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies
Like. It’s basically canon that she’s not poly
so tired of seeing goncharov fans on here being like “omg goncharov/katya/sofia polycule!! katya has two hands!!!” when the whole POINT is that katya CANT have both, she has to CHOOSE, and it’s ultimately left ambiguous whether or not she made the right choice……..like i get wanting happy endings for the characters but i feel like this kind of shallow interpretation of katya’s respective relationships with goncharov and sofia just cheapens the story!!!
Figure in the distance: *appears*
Nick Valentine: Hm. A stranger?
Figure in the distance: *puts on a yellow fedora and pulls out a gun*
Nick Valentine: *gasp* The Mysterious Stranger!