❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

Destroying inanimate objects is valid protest against a society that values them more than it values your life.

So! I was having trouble coming up with something to do for Day 9, and the lovely @scfthails suggested the egos’ coming out stories, so here’s a lil bit on that for each ego!

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It is perfect!

#LGBTQ

I feel that during these times in quarentine, we feel lonelier than ever. So, me and @caaladium decided to make (and participate in) Quaren-Friends! Basically, you fill out this survey and by June 1st we will pair you with someone. Over the course of June, we will give you one activity to do every week!

Please note that we do have a cap on participants since it is only us two doing the pairing people and that you have to be at least 13 to join ;;

If you have any questions or concerns, you can DM me or @caaladium about it :D

rockin arooound the christmas tree haaave a happy holiday~ hi!!!! i cant remember if i sent something today or not (smol brains be like that okay) anyways!!! hope you doing good and you drank some water and had some snacks and if not, whatchu waiting for?!! heres a question: anything you really like about christmas or the holidays in general? -❄️

hey!! i would of eaten a waffle as a snack but my sister ate the last one 👊😔

but tbh?? the holidays kinda annoy me since my bday is december 1st and THATS when everyones like 'ah yes,,, christmas time,,,' when its my damn day of birthing >:^(( and the only thing i actually like abt the holidays is baking LMAO

send me some asks with these prompts :O? (include characters bls 👊😔) (side note ig?: im mostly familiar with jacks egos, so keep that in mind!!)

Prompt List

I find it easier to make prompt lists so I can write with what I’m inspired by. I’ll probably add to this as I find new prompts I like.

I took these from several prompt lists that I’ve reblogged, so that’s why they may look familiar. 

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”

“I told you not to fall in love with me.”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Noo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”

“I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re beautiful.”

RANDOM

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“Can you please…? Hmmm, I don’t know. Maybe put a shirt on?!”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“You’re insane,” “You love me,” “Not right now I don’t.”

12.    “Give me attention.”

13.       “YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

14.       “Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

15.         “I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

16.          “You met me yesterday,” “Yes, and I would die for you. Next question,”

17.          “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”

18.         “Well, that’s tragic.”

19.         “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”

20.         “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”

21.         “What do you mean she’s my new partner? She tried to kill me last week!” “Sounds like a you problem.”

22.         “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

23.         “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”

24.         “Did you just hiss at me?”

25.         “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

26.         “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”

27.         “No. Regrets.”

28.         “How drunk was I?”

29.         “How is my wife more badass than me?”

30.         “It’s your turn to make dinner.”

31.         “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”

32.         “I could punch you right now.”

33.         “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

34.         “I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”

35.         “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”

36.         “That was kind of hot.”

SITUATION PROMPTS: 

KISSES

“Good morning” kiss

Kiss on the forehead 

Kiss on the nose 

Kiss on the neck

Kiss on the back 

Needing to kiss to hide from bad guys

Exhausted parents kiss 

Hiding/hoping not to be caught kiss

Before Bed kiss

In Secret kiss

Public kiss

Against a wall kiss

When One Person’s Face Is Scrunched Up, And The Other One Kisses Their     Lips/Nose/Forehead 

Lazy Morning Kisses Before They’ve Even Opened Their Eyes, Still Mumbling     Half-Incoherently, Not Wanting To Wake Up

Routine Kisses Where The Other Person Presents Their Cheek/Forehead For The     Hello/Goodbye Kiss Without Even Looking Up From What They’re Doing

Kisses Meant To Distract The Other Person From Whatever They Were Intently     Doing 

Top Of Head Kisses

merry christmas! you just got surprised with a hug from your secret santa! *hug!*

awe!! *hugs* thank you!! i needed that :'))

its the mooost wonderful time of the yeeaar~ hi hello merry chrismus secret santa here! hope youre having a good day and i hope youre prepared for a month full of chrismis energy! -☃️

hey santa!! im more than prepared for the christmas energy this time around >:)) n so far im having a good day today! its actually my bday today, so im having a good time by default! :D also, im rlly sorry if i dont answer ASAP since ill be with my family D:

To this day, this remains one of my favorite pictures of Anti ever, just because of how creepy it is and how well it captures the concept of him as this incorporeal being of chaos that’s constantly hiding in plain sight.

Can’t see him? Turn up your brightness and look in the top right-hand corner. ;)