Its The Mooost Wonderful Time Of The Yeeaar~ Hi Hello Merry Chrismus Secret Santa Here! Hope Youre Having

Well then

snek

“Is this the end of all the endings? My broken bones are mending with all these nights we’re spending up on the roof with a schoolgirl crush, drinking beer out of plastic cups…”

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I impulsively decided I wanted to try to make a little something ship-related/otherwise gay each day for Pride Month! Don’t know how long it’ll last, and I think we can see what kinda quality it’ll probably be, but hey, I just wanna see some color for our boys!!! :) 

Welcome to the 4th-annual Community Secret Santa.  Much like a traditional secret santa, this event builds upon the “anonymous gift exchange” concept, and turns it into a secret, pen-pal-like correspondence from dec.1-25 of the given year. It’s an excellent way to spread positivity, make new friends, and get into the spirit of the season as we approach the holidays. I’ve hosted this event for the past 4 years, and it is now my pleasure to invite you to join in on the festivities.  Read more about the event ▸

In order to join, you must register. Registration will be open from now until 11/25 at 10pm EST. This process consists of two steps. 

TO REGISTER: 

1) First, fill out the google form here

2) Using a desktop, enable ask/anon/submit, and take a screenshot of these settings. Submit that picture to me here. (instructions linked below)

Once I have received the results of your form, as well as your screenshot, you will receive a confirmation message from me that your registration is complete, and that you have been added to the participant pool. 

Between 11/25-11/30, you will receive another message from me with the person that you will be “Santa’ing” for, as well as further instructions. The event will formally begin on 12/1, and end on 12/25 with your identity reveal. 

I hope you all have a wonderful time. Let’s make year 4 the best one yet. 

RESOURCES: how to enable ask/anon/submit: here (or here if viewing from the app) how to submit your screenshot:  here (or here) event schedule: here (or here) frequently asked questions: here (or here)

Marvin’s book deciphered

Here’s everything I could decipher from Marvin’s book.

“Sterilized(?) form requires(?) patience. Can only be refined by the High Alchemist A.I.M.C”

“Liquid Void”

“MD = Antimatter” “Please use Argentum Inanis with caution” “Don’t make [?]”

All the symbols seem to mean or be used “to [?]”

This table seems to be the periodic table of alchemy:

However I don’t understand it nor know anything about alchemy myself, does anyone here have experience with it?

There seems to be a picture of what seems to be a vial on the left by the “Liquid Void” note.

“Time(?) meddling(?) [?] to dismissal”

Then of course we have the pictures we already had:

“Inform an AIMC immediately”

“magical(?) [?] a catalyst [?] mutational [?] ;but they [?] investigate [?] it’s possibility to [?] either a Life Elixir or a Philosopher’s Stone” “Ritual Sigils: [?]”

Could I get 7 from the kisses list with uhhhhh CHASE AND HENRIK please???

cw(s) for readers: none!! its fluff :’)

    Chase wished he was waking up to birds chirping with sunlight draping over him. But instead, what he woke up to was his poor four-month-old daughter was crying her heart out.

    He sighed, sitting up in his bed. ‘What time is it?’ He looked at his window for a clue as to what the time was. It had to be early morning at best, as the moon was still up with the stars. ‘Of course, Maxine wanted to be an early bird today,’ He chuckles softly to himself. It wasn’t every day that Maxine woke him up so early. In fact, she slept in a whole lot, just like her dad! Though, he was trying to fix that (purely for her sake.)

    He slung his feet over, feeling the cruel wrath of the cold wooden floor. Shivers snuck up on his skin, making him retract his feet for a moment. He slowly places his foot on the floor, wishing he had socks to protect him. He presses on and swiftly walked across the room to his daughter, where the carpet was able to keep his feet safe.

    This is when Chase begins to panic. Maxine wasn’t in her crib.

    His heart and stomach started to twist with the worst sense of dread. He darts for the window, seeing if maybe he left it open. Much to his surprise, it was shut and locked securely. He immediately turns around to leave the room to further search the house, but he ends up bumping into something- no, someone. Before Chase gets the chance to start thrashing or yelling, they begin to speak.

    "Good morning, Chase.“

    A painful sigh leaves chest as he covers his fast-beating heart. “Good… Good morning, Henrik." 

    Now that Chase calmed down, he was able to recognize Henrik’s… er, silhouette. In his defense, he only lived with him for about a month now and rarely saw him in the house, as he was a doctor. Now that he thought about it, he never saw Henrik in other than his work clothes… Well, up until now, at least. A small babble got his attention, making his eyes dart to who Henrik was cradling in his arms. Maxine!

    He began to connect all the dots and wanted to cry either out of relief or because he began from cracking under the stress that he had to deal with under the last ten minutes.  "Oh, wow- um, did she wake you up?”

    Henrik sighs, starting to bounce Maxine in his arms. “Yes. But that’s alright, don’t worry.” He laughs softly. “It, um… It feels nice, to calm down a baby at ungodly hours of the night again.”

    Chase smiles awkwardly and nods his head. He didn’t know much of Henrik’s life, but he did know that he got custody of his children every other weekend. “Yeah, I…  You kinda scared me there, you know?”

    "I thought you heard me come in?“ He frowns at him slightly. "I suppose my footsteps are quiet…”

    "Oh, um… I didn’t even hear the door open!“ He laughs nervously, and Henrik chuckled along with him. "Not with all that crying, anyway.”

    He nods and looks down at Maxine, then back at him. “I assume you would like to hold the little one?”

    Chase nodded quickly, scooping her from Henrik’s arms, careful not to make her upset and go into another fit. He planted a soft kiss on her temple, freezing up when she started to stir…

    A sigh of relief escapes him and Henrik when Maxine relaxed again, drifting off in what hopefully would be a deep sleep. Right now, a nice long nap seemed like the best thing since sliced bread to the poor man. He carefully drifts over to her crib and sets her down, draping her blankie over her sleeping body. He carefully began to sneak away from her and back where he stood by Henrik.

    "You got it from here?“ His voice came as a gentle whisper.

    "Yeah. I sure hope I do, at least.” Chase sighed doubtfully. “Thank you, by the way. You didn’t-”

    "It’s fine,“ Henrik interjected. "You’re doing amazing considering…  well, your situation.” He rests his hands on Chase’s shoulders. “I barely knew what I was doing when I had my first child! I just think you should be proud of yourself, is what I’m trying to say.”

    Chase couldn’t help but smile at his words. It felt nice being told that, especially after the whole… fiasco, from earlier this month. He mumbled an awkward 'thank you,’ and made sure to make it loud enough for him to hear.

    "I think I’m going back to bed since you seem fine alone,“ Henrik said. "I only got three hours of shut-eye from the last… two? Two, days. Goodnight, Chase.” He planted a small kiss on his head and left, easy as that. He didn’t bother to question him, as he had found himself aching to curl up under his sheets again.

word count: 830 words

note from yours truly: sorry it took so long to post this! school just started up again n its already kicking my ass :(( hope yall like it tho (especially you, cat!) (you can request me some more prompts from here! just send me an ask :’) )

tagslist: @caaladium @honestlyitsjustkenna @murder-schmurder

hope yous ready for mf chrISTMAS!! -❄️

what if im not tho, huh?? what are you gonna do then?? cry??????

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

pls join guys :((

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alright that is all

dont let this flop bls

send me some asks with these prompts :O? (include characters bls 👊😔) (side note ig?: im mostly familiar with jacks egos, so keep that in mind!!)

Prompt List

I find it easier to make prompt lists so I can write with what I’m inspired by. I’ll probably add to this as I find new prompts I like.

I took these from several prompt lists that I’ve reblogged, so that’s why they may look familiar. 

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”

“I told you not to fall in love with me.”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Noo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”

“I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re beautiful.”

RANDOM

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“Can you please…? Hmmm, I don’t know. Maybe put a shirt on?!”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“You’re insane,” “You love me,” “Not right now I don’t.”

12.    “Give me attention.”

13.       “YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

14.       “Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

15.         “I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

16.          “You met me yesterday,” “Yes, and I would die for you. Next question,”

17.          “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”

18.         “Well, that’s tragic.”

19.         “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”

20.         “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”

21.         “What do you mean she’s my new partner? She tried to kill me last week!” “Sounds like a you problem.”

22.         “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

23.         “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”

24.         “Did you just hiss at me?”

25.         “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

26.         “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”

27.         “No. Regrets.”

28.         “How drunk was I?”

29.         “How is my wife more badass than me?”

30.         “It’s your turn to make dinner.”

31.         “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”

32.         “I could punch you right now.”

33.         “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

34.         “I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”

35.         “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”

36.         “That was kind of hot.”

SITUATION PROMPTS: 

KISSES

“Good morning” kiss

Kiss on the forehead 

Kiss on the nose 

Kiss on the neck

Kiss on the back 

Needing to kiss to hide from bad guys

Exhausted parents kiss 

Hiding/hoping not to be caught kiss

Before Bed kiss

In Secret kiss

Public kiss

Against a wall kiss

When One Person’s Face Is Scrunched Up, And The Other One Kisses Their     Lips/Nose/Forehead 

Lazy Morning Kisses Before They’ve Even Opened Their Eyes, Still Mumbling     Half-Incoherently, Not Wanting To Wake Up

Routine Kisses Where The Other Person Presents Their Cheek/Forehead For The     Hello/Goodbye Kiss Without Even Looking Up From What They’re Doing

Kisses Meant To Distract The Other Person From Whatever They Were Intently     Doing 

Top Of Head Kisses