The Cdc Says Please Let Me In Your House. Pretty Please. I'm Not A Vampire I Promise. I Don't Bite People

in case people would like context:

NO MORE DREAM IN MCC WHO CHEERED

Never ever be normal about fictional characters but please GOD be normal about the people who play them, I am begging you

me thinking of really cool art concepts all day

me the second i sit down at my tablet

It was a dark and spermy night...

This is truly the worst timeline

The dsmp takes place in a post apocalyptic world where the only states that remain are Ohio and Utah

oh? if i'm an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?

I really need to stop applying for jobs I have no intention of taking

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

sometimes i say things then people want me to clarify like no i didn't have an example i lied i'm a terrible little liar

there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them is “someone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internet”