C'est Trop Bien 🥲

but... shrimp is bugs...

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

Kohaku: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Stanley: Make his dick hard not his life.

Mozu: Break her bed not her heart.

Ryusui: Play with her boobs (or his chest) not her (or his) feelings.

Gen: Get on his dick not his nerves.

Franois: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

😢😢😢

hiiii :3

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

Illager vs Piglin

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

You leave my wife alone.