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Reid: If you drink a lava lamp, would you die?

Hotch: Yes.

Reid: But how fast?

Hotch: …Spencer, no.

look i know garcia is very chatty and can easily get pulled down rabbit trails but i also think she’s the type of person who once she gets really focused on something, she’s just completely unaware of anything else. Like she loses all sense of time, totally forgets to answer anyone’s messages (which definitely hurts morgan’s feelings until he remembers she’s probably sucked into a 4 hour video essay about a game that’s never even been released), and forgets to eat or sleep. so of course morgan makes a routine of checking in on her when she goes off the grid, bringing her snacks or dragging her away from her screens or kissing the top of her head and telling her it’s time to get some sleep.

*Carefully cracks the lid on the jar of ao3 authors, throws some glow sticks in as an offering before asking questions* hey so how many of you were suddenly hit with the urge to write a fanfic the second ao3 went down, or is that just me?

ok which one of you motherfuckers got access to the uk paramount+ account?

HOOT HOOT MOTHERFUCKERS, WAKE UP AND GRIND

matthew taking it off

clock it

I hate 2 say it but being a part of a “weird” subculture does not meaningfully inoculate you against a conservative moralizing impulse. You gotta unlearn that. Saying “cringe is dead” is not enough, you have to actually be okay with things that discomfort, perplex and/or disgust you.

favorite morgan/garcia scenes:

we are days away from derek morgan returning for the season finale of season 12 as a guest star and it has me screaming in excitement. I cannot wait to see their scenes together for the episode. which had me going back and watch some of my favorite scenes between the two of them. the chemistry between shemar and kirsten is always insanely amazing and just wonderful to watch.

thought I could share my favorite scenes between these two:

Season 3 Episode 9 - “Penelope” (the aftermath when she got shot and he brought her home. the first moment where we hear morgan saying he loves her and vice versa)

Morgan: “Hey, silly girl.”

Garcia: “Hmm?”

Morgan: “I love you. You know that, right?”

Garcia: “I love you, too.”

Season 4 Episode 1 - “Mayhem” (because she’s his God-given solace, that’s it)

Morgan: “Garcia….I’ll tell you what you are to me. You’re my God-given solace. Woman, you promise me one thing - whatever happens…don’t you ever stop talking to me.”

Garcia: “I can’t right now ‘cause I’m mad at you.”

Morgan: “I can wait.”

Season 5 Episode 21 - “Exit Wounds” (when she ran toward a dying victim without hesitation and realizes that the job is starting to change her and she’s scared.)

Morgan: “I’m proud of you, Penelope. Despite everything that happened, you came back….and you got the job done.”

Garcia: “The sight of blood used to make me run away. And two nights ago I ran towards it.”

Morgan: “It means you’re changing into someone stronger than you realize. You cared enough to risk your own life to try and save someone else.

Garcia: “Yeah but…what’s the difference between being strong and being jaded? I’m scared, Derek. I don’t want to lose who I am just so I can do this job.”

Morgan: “We are in one of the most beautiful places on earth. I know you see that, don’t you?”

Garcia: “Yeah.”

Morgan: “Then we have nothing to worry about. It’s who you are, Baby Girl. You see the beauty in everything and everyone no matter where you go. That part of you is never gonna change, and I won’t let it.”

Garcia: “I don’t need you to protect me.”

Morgan: “Tough. I think I’m gonna stay on the job a little while longer.”

Garcia: “Yeah?”

Morgan: “Mm-hmm.”

Garcia: “How much longer?”

Morgan: “Every day of my life.”

Garcia: “I kind of love you, Derek Morgan.”

Morgan: “I kind of love you, Penelope Garcia.”

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