Reid: If you drink a lava lamp, would you die?
Hotch: Yes.
Reid: But how fast?
Hotch: …Spencer, no.
just made it to incel tiktok on accident and their latest trend is filming themselves asking random girls if they have a boyfriend and then mocking the girl if she says no, and it really is making me realize how much of this is pure projection. you personally feel entitled to a romantic partner so you assume these women will be equally as crushed by some random guy insulting them for being single.
all the women in the video didn't have a major reaction either, they just looked kind of confused or surprised and went back to talking to their friends like one second later.
also it's funny seeing comments like "finally someone humbled them" humbled them for what??? the crime of not wanting to date you?? again, projection - they assume they got rejected for the reasons they would reject a woman then take offense to it. literally just hitting yourself in the face constantly as an ideology.
penelope garcia is much stronger than me bc if derek morgan came up to ME like “hey baby girl” on MY first day, id be fired for taking my clothes off and kissing him right there
i’m bad at reality
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look i know garcia is very chatty and can easily get pulled down rabbit trails but i also think she’s the type of person who once she gets really focused on something, she’s just completely unaware of anything else. Like she loses all sense of time, totally forgets to answer anyone’s messages (which definitely hurts morgan’s feelings until he remembers she’s probably sucked into a 4 hour video essay about a game that’s never even been released), and forgets to eat or sleep. so of course morgan makes a routine of checking in on her when she goes off the grid, bringing her snacks or dragging her away from her screens or kissing the top of her head and telling her it’s time to get some sleep.
yeah i had to pause again
”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now
reid once super glued a high school bully’s chin to a pull up bar. He was 9 at the time. #topsecretreidfact
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I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.
YES
yes i'm a criminal minds fanatic, yes i'm a spencer reid fanatic, yes i love paget brewster. whoop whoop!!!!!!!! i also like brown sweater vests don't attack me
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