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Sometimes a family is a violin teacher who is also an unwilling agent of Hell, her housekeeper, her student (a trans runaway sex worker), her girlfriend (an alien donut lady), and the donut lady's family (gourmand aunt, emotional/intellectual twins, average teenage boy, and hologram daughter).

KAHMUNRAH RISES AGAIN OFFICIAL PEEK IM FEELING SO NORMAL

AUDIENCE ERUPTS INTO APPLAUSE MARK YOUR CALENDARS ITS ACTUALLY REAL TANGIBLE REAL EVIDENCE IT EXISTS AND ITS COMING AND ITS REAAJDKKLHKJKKNMCL

give me a hot take on peanuts

charlie wasnt even that bad at baseball they were just mean to him

Sappy as it may sound, NATM’s message of “an interest in history makes it come alive” is brilliant.

You don’t need a magic tablet to bring museum exhibits to life. All you need to do is harbor an interest in the subject! Go visit your local museum, get books from your library, read about historical figures, and get involved in learning about different people and cultures.

The real magic is learning because that is what keeps history alive. And that’s the entire message of the NATM trilogy, which is something I find truly beautiful.

the children. they yearn for a monster of the week show

yeah natm 4 will probably be 3d animated but consider: I really want to see them guys in 2d animation

NATM

I want a relationship like whatever that cowboy and roman had going on in that one museum movie.

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

Roughly like 10 people make up the gearbreakera fandom despite it being one of the best goddamn book series I’ve ever read and it’s so fucking annoying

house of leaves is the perfect book for people who love wikipedia but wish it could be scarier