NATM

we've done it again folks

bro i love dr pepper this is working out perfectly

if we lived in the same state would you go on a romantic backyard date with me and watch the night at the museum trilogy and the 4th one when it comes out be so honest with me

yes i absolutely would but ONLY if you have dr pepper

👆 truest shit anyones ever said

Tablet Theory: The exhibits don't actually get their historical figure's personality and memories, they get what the person who created them believes those memories and personality to be (or the more needlessly complicated but poetic version: they take on what museum visitors believe about them). This would only affect exhibits who were created by someone else, so it wouldn't apply to Ahk and his family (or Rexy/the other animals, but we wouldn't be able to tell either way).

This is how Teddy, who irl apparently said some fucked up things about Native Americans, was able to fall in love with Sacagawea. It could mean that mummy!Kahmunrah is more chill than wax statue!Kahmunrah. It could also solve the potential paradox of museum exhibits knowing things about themselves/their time periods that historians don't know (just ignore the end of NATM 1. It's my bedtime) and then sharing that with random people during the night program.

The way I'm explaining it being canonically stated (in the books I think) that the exhibits take on the memories and personalities of their irl counterparts is that that's from the perspective of Larry/Nick, who don't know that it's not quite right.

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

beat bobby flay is objectively the stupidest food competition show. by pitting this man against the best chefs in the world and having him come up with recipes on the fly in styles he's not an expert in they are not beating bobby flay. they are only making him stronger. even when he loses he wins. by the time this show ends bobby flay will be an immortal chef deity and the whole world will be fucked

what i like about snoopy is that hes a dog. And i like that

superhero fans how's it feel to be winning