BITCH I LITERALLY T O L D YOU HOW THE FUCK

the fact that we as a society have the muppets and they are not everywhere in our cultural consciousness is appalling. why aren't the muppets hosting the oscars. why aren't the muppets commentating the olympics. why aren't the muppets coming to a theatre near me every year with a new adaptation of a classic novel. genuinely what are we doing.

yes and its so interesting and they also know the life of the historical figure they are and thats just so cool

Anyway did ya'll know that the exhibits being aware during the day is canon?

because it is

we've done it again folks

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

i hate you streaming services i hate you eight episode seasons i hate you cancelling popular shows i hate you i hate you i hate you

Say, do you remember?

phrases like "the house always wins" and "it's on the house" but used to imply that the building you're in is alive and personally invested in the situation

They are studying us in petri dishes

the last known survivor seems to stalk his prey in the night