Gender Is Just A Performance And We're Theatre Kids.

"Leaving now, a new theory of relativity"

mines is “this is a safe place bc i know harries would murder me: a true crime series”

Working as a collective, all the people in the world had created the perfect, most effective system of manufacturing and living. Everything was perfectly streamlined and efficient. And then there was Dave.

Dave appeared to be your average white man. Ya know, the guy you picture when you think 'Dave'. However, he was much more. Yes, he was complicit in the perfect world, but as someone not a part of the hive mind, he had particular fun fucking it up.

It was believed that no one was outside the hive mind so no one could pin the blame on Dave. Dave could walk right up to the lettuce farm, steal all the lettuce, and no one knew who it was and if they did, what to do with him.

He helped the people too, feeling sorry for them. Stuck endlessly in other's thoughts, but at the same time as he was clearing the sidewalk of newly fallen leaves, he would also trip all the teen boys walking by to laugh when they hit the concrete.

All humans have merged into a vast hive mind, except for Dave.

ppl being like “abortion is okay only if you took all the “correct” measures first or if you were impregnated non-consensually” SHUT UP! abortion for “sexually promiscuous” people and sex addicts and ppl you call sluts and whores and people who have one-night stands and every single person who had sex because they felt like it! you do not have to reach a quota of suffering to “deserve” an abortion. abortion is not something you earn. abortion isn’t a moral thing like you protestants like to think it’s a fucking right and everyone deserves access to it and they don’t have to prove that they deserve it. pregnancy is not a punishment for sex and every single person deserves the right to terminate a pregnancy regardless of how they became pregnant. shut up

Leo: *moping after coming back from Ogygia*

Jason, working it out: Wait. You met someone?? Oh my god, tell me everything!

Leo, sighing dramatically: It was biblical. Shakespearean. Someday Lin-Manuel Miranda will rap about it.

Let’s hear it for bagel & cream cheese

every reblog is -1 hp for charles

A cabin in the woods with a library, and wifi, a cozy bed and giant sweaters. Thats all I need.

ok also michael’s plan to torture them for a thousand years wouldve worked if he’d just paired chidi and jason together and eleanor and tahani together as soul mates. eleanor and tahani.. hoo boy they’re self-explanatory but chidi and jason? chidi would have broken down day 1 from ‘wait my soulmate is a man? im attracted to men? wait is it homophobic of me to be surprised that my soulmate is a man? am i bisexual? am i gay? oh my god is that why none of my girlfriends worked out? did i lead women on bc i was too homophobic to realise my own sexuality? have i been in denial my whole life?’ and jason would have to contend with a beautiful jacked academic begging him for wisdom using words he’s never heard before in his life. and then they (chidi+jason and eleanor+tahani) kiss

You close your eyes and go to sleep

The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. “6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin”.