Working As A Collective, All The People In The World Had Created The Perfect, Most Effective System Of

Working as a collective, all the people in the world had created the perfect, most effective system of manufacturing and living. Everything was perfectly streamlined and efficient. And then there was Dave.

Dave appeared to be your average white man. Ya know, the guy you picture when you think 'Dave'. However, he was much more. Yes, he was complicit in the perfect world, but as someone not a part of the hive mind, he had particular fun fucking it up.

It was believed that no one was outside the hive mind so no one could pin the blame on Dave. Dave could walk right up to the lettuce farm, steal all the lettuce, and no one knew who it was and if they did, what to do with him.

He helped the people too, feeling sorry for them. Stuck endlessly in other's thoughts, but at the same time as he was clearing the sidewalk of newly fallen leaves, he would also trip all the teen boys walking by to laugh when they hit the concrete.

All humans have merged into a vast hive mind, except for Dave.

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