We’re All Fucking Doomed Just Sayin’

“shhh…you didn’t see a thing…”

Frank is pretty neato

Carl: Every time an artist dies, God lets them paint the sky. 
Carl: I can’t wait for my turn. I’m going to paint dicks. 
Markus: … Source: Tumblr

i lo9ve it it so cute i think it would fit because like shes on both teams 

Non-official Candy Ms.Pauling. It looks fine to me now but I secretly know when I wake up I’m gonna want to kill myselllllfff huhuhu

I’d just like to say good luck to everyone taking SAT’s or Exams (or any tests for that matter) and I wish you the best of luck on them!

Wrench: Do you care if I take the skin off of this Furby?

Wrench: I want to make him a God. Once he’s free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He’ll take care of us.

Wrench: Also, I wanna softhack his circuits.

Josh: I literally could not care less, but never say something as frightening as that ever again.

Two sides of the same coin

Dempsey 1.0: Good night. Sleep tight. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Tonight. Imma fight. Till we see the sunlight. Tik Tok. On the clock. But the party don’t stop.

Takeo 1.0: Someone please kill him.

I’LL KRUMP WITH YA, SWEETIE PIE