Frank Is Pretty Neato

*laugh track plays, and the title card “everybody loves frank!” appears*

Mason: [slides $10 to a bartender] I'll have the usual.

Bartender: [gives him a hug]

Revenant, who stabbed Octane 23 times: wtf how aren’t you dead

Octane: bro we’re in the living room

aw man thanks 

i was only in the group chat for less than 24 hours but i met some of the greatest people omg @angelwritesstuffs @sad-mcdonalds-toy @adlers-heart @toridorii @basicwhiteasian @cerezi @its-crank-time @mishka-rose1987

i’m sorry if this weird but like?? i would take a bullet for you guys, ilysm 👉👈 i’m sorry if i missed anyone! i love you just the same

Us bitches bullying Mirage: ha ha look at the little cowboy man do u like pumdkins little cowboy man?

Mirage who is just really excited about his great cowboy costume that he made:

So the new lore huh

Nikolai + Nickelback = Nikolback

Park: A good relationship starts with a good friendship.

Lazar: And a bad romance starts with "ra ra, ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance-"

Park: THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH FROM YOU

ancient art i forgot about: borderlands ver