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I'm in ur walls :)/pos

i love having people in my walls

Pookie I can't keep defending you like this (in ref to the last post) 😔- living in ur walls anon

HELP I FORGOT ABOUT THAT IM SCREAMING😭😭😭😭

HELLO!!! If you’re doing mutant mayhem request, I was wondering if you can do Mutant mayhem boy’s with a S/O who’s really good at acting, dancing etc but their to shy to show it off?

THANK UUUUU

-stars

OMG OFC!!!!! i love writing for the mm boys sm sorry if this is short btw im tired asf

Mutant Mayhem Boys x G/N Reader (Sfw)

tw: none

Leo

tbh hes pretty impressed when you tell him you can dance and act

he gets why youre shy about it but tries to help you come out of your shell (pun intended)

encourages you to do interpretive dance as a hobby 100% but will be okay if you do something else instead

he can act too but doesnt usually need to (hes secretly a theater kid at heart)

will learn how to dance so he can dance with you <3

Donnie

if he walks in on you dancing or acting he tries to leave as quietly as possible as to not embarass you (he stays for a minute and watches you as you do it bc its super cute to him)

hes good at acting and does it alot (tech kid for theater so he picked up some stuff from that plus masking his autism)

he can dance too btw but he refuses to admit it

if you catch him dancing hed get embarassed but trusts you to be nice about it

if he catches you dancing he records it (secretly) so he can watch it later and do lots of research if its a style he hasnt seen before

Raph

secretly loves dancing but he wont admit it or tell you until youre further into the relationship

makes fun of you lightheartedly if he catches you acting out somthing but makes sure you know hes joking

if he goes too far in his jokes he makes sure to comfort you as much as you need and makes note of what he shouldnt say next time

he has donnie do research on dance for him (lowkey lazy tbh) so he can seem smart about it

Mikey

cant dance or act but learns how to dance so you feel less shy about it

loves to watch you act thongs out because he finds it interesting

tried to learn how to dance once to impress you but he ate shit and you caught him and he got really embarassed

him: *falls*

you : "wtf was that" *walks to the noise*

him :

you : "oh"

hi!! if you’re still taking requests, can i request a mm! raph x reader? also if it’s alright can you add the headcanon that he chews gum to stop himself from biting his cheeks, loves hipdips, and will DIE withoit his headphones in school lmao

sorry i’ve never really asked before pls tell me if i did anything wrong!! <3 /p

omg i love this,, personally i also hc that raph has some slight anxiety so this is like right up my alley!!!

raph (mutant mayhem) x reader (sfw)

tw: none

he definently had a little bit of trouble getting used to being around so many people on a daily basis

he got over that pretty quickly for the most part but he still has some subconsious quirks like biting his cheeks when he gets nervous

when he first met you he just kind of watched you in the halls if he noticed you

he was excited when he figured out you had the same lunch time as him too

he wouldnt eat in front of people because he almost always was chewing gum around you (he accidentally swallowed it once when he first talked to you and you guys make jokes about it now)

also because he chews so much gum he definently has a favorite flavor (its cinnamon or blue raspberry you cant change my mind)

he always has his headphones on but he only really takes them off to alk to you, otherwise he keeps them on one ear (?) and turns it down

he mostly listens to dad rock (1990-2000s rock) and a little bit of anything else except country (it gets on his nerves)

he would 100% show you off and make sure youre happy

youre his top priority as well as his brothers

if someone notices you have hip dips and bullies you about them or anything, he will fight them if its not the first time theyve said something

after that he makes sure to comfort you and makes sure you know he loves you (especially your hip dips)

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack

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Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

WRITING FOR DBD I SEE 👀

UM UM UM may I request Charlotte Deshayes dating headcanons? Dw I don’t expect any nsfw of her! If not that’s totally fine! Thank you so so much if you do!

OMG YES I AM THANK YOU btw ive never written anything for charolette but im so excited that i finally got to!!! sorry if its short btw

charolette deshayes (dead by daylight) x reader sfw

tw: none

okay so since youre dating her it means that she trusts you around her brother so dont fuck that up ♡

shes really nice once you get to know her but until then shes honestly sarcastic as hell

she has a resting bitch face but honestly that just adds to her as a person

she isnt a huge fan of physical affection but she will hold your hand and kiss you occasionally and if you ask her really nicely once youre further into your relationship she'll cuddle you

when you go against her in a trial she'll be nice to you and let you escape through hatch since she cant bring herself to kill you even if she knows that you'll still be alive after the match

im so excited that im finally on tumblr on thursday the 12th for once!!

I’ve been waiting since March to post this…