Im So Excited That Im Finally On Tumblr On Thursday The 12th For Once!!

i love her so im not complaining

You have to marry the last fictional character in your camera roll: how screwed are you? (tag game)

I got.....Mark Hoffman (oof ouch)!

oh so i am gonna DIE die.

Tagging (no pressure babes!!): @rottent33th @the-pinstriped-hood @bluecoolr-main @thepastelhobbit @crotchrottt @slaasherslut @texaschainsawslvt @khruschevshoe @voidfromouterspace @goldrose-star @myers-meadow @britany1997 @devil-doll13 @6lostgirl6 @meerawrites

I'm in ur walls :)/pos

i love having people in my walls

currently eating this shit up ngl

Okay so someone requested a hc of Jack giving the reader a drink that had aphrodisiac added and the brainrot it's given me-

First off gonna say, Jack had brought this topic up before. At the time he'd presented it as a sortve 'what if' and didn't even mention such magical artifacts existed. So this is some where consent had been given and stuff because yes Jack's an ass but he's not that big a dick

So, with that in mind, the fact Jack had gotten a new magical item but wasn't immediate showing it to you or even saying what it was? Sure was suspicious of him

By that night at dinner the thought had escaped your mind and plus Jack had started the dinner by giving you your food and waited before starting to talk about the artifact

The food itself wasn't anything new or spicy, yet you felt yourself growing hot. Leaving you to take your coat off to try and cool yourself some what, no longer able to focus on Jack's words even

Focus only coming back when he thanked you for testing the aphrodisiac out for him, eyes shimmering with mischief and face adorned with a smirk

Oh. Oh this all made sense then as you looked to him and he burst out laughing to teasing about how the food must've just been bad that night

Unfortunately however he didn't say what the aphrodisiac had been put in so to try and cool off you drank more of your drink and stood up to do something

Granted decision making wasn't easy with how much need you felt building inside yourself, mind clouding with lust for the man infront of you

Taking another swig of your drink to try and think Jack then finally admitted that's what he'd put the substance in, and that the more you had the worse the effect

Oh that smirk on his face as he said this so sure of himself, you probably would've killed him if it wasn't for the drinks effect and one clear idea forming

Quiet you began to remove your clothes and approach him, much to his confusion, before finally pulling him into a kiss

Somehow Jack was shocked by this outcome, not expecting you to act like this, and so he paused before pulling you closer and trying to tease how needy you where acting

His words where cut off as your hands explored his body and quickly worked to release his half hard dick, barley prepping yourself either before getting him inside you. His groaned response all you needed

Using him for a leverage of sorts you quickly began to ride him at a brutal pace, obscene noises of satisfaction leaving your lips before you pulled Jack into another kiss

Your hands once again at work to begin somewhat stripping him as well, beginning to kiss down his neck

He tried to take some control of the situation but he could do little besides jut his hips to meet your own low whines and pleas to slow down even a little leaving his mouth along with moans of pleasure. Your hands pulling his hair only worsening these sounds

It didn't feel like anytime passed either before his overestimated whines greeted your ears and exhaustion starting to set in for you both as the heated want you felt started to slowly subside

Finally feeling the artifacts effects starting to wear off you slowly moved yourself off Jack to look at the sight you'd left him in

Sweat, cum, and the occasional tear seeming to ruin the suit he'd worn that day, even if it was half off him by now. His body flush besides the love bites you'd left on him

With dinner forgotten and both of you more tired then you'd care to admit Jack learned his lesson.

The artifact was the real thing and great to save for later

😭😭😭

im so delulu bc i fully believe that my fictional crushes would love me and not try to kill me

hey!! if you are taking requests, i wanted to request the tmnt mm! boys having a crush on a fem! reader who’s EXACTLY like raph. she loves fighting, may or may not have anger issues, cursed with resting bitch face, BUT, she’s actually really sweet and outgoing. never afraid to speak her mind, so, she may come across as rude sometimes, but, she never really means to be. (lowkey a biased request but SSSHH, we’re not gonna talk about that)

omg finally a tmnt mm request!! this was so much fun to write!! sorry if theyre short btw im struggling with writers block rn

TMNT (mutant mayhem) x fem! reader sfw

tw: none

Donnie

he wouldnt really understand that he was actually falling for you until one of his brothers mentions how you act and he starts telling them that youre suprisingly nice

he definently makes you little trinkets as a sign of appreciation (and as a way of flirting with you)

whenever youre not around and theyre not busy he constantly talks about you and how youre actually really sweet even though you act like a dick to he rest of them most of the time

his brothers think hes lying and that you cant be that nice until they get to know you better

when you start softening up around his brothers he finally asks you out

hes autistic so dont be overly touchy in private, it makes him uncomfortable

Raph

honestly he loves girls that have similar personalities to him so when he meets you hes head over heels

hes also secretly a softie too so when you start to trust you more he does as well

you guys are so cute together omg

he suprisingly doesnt have the guts to ask you out on his own so his brothers do it (he was so embarassed that they did that to him even though it was his idea)

if you say yes to going out with him hell be so happy

dont tell anyone he has a soft side for the sake of his reputation though

Leo

Mikey

it takes a bit for him to warm up to you at first but after his brothers convinced him you were fine he decided to give you a chance to know each other

he didnt expect you to like fighting or anything and if he didnt know you he could easily mistake you for his brother raph

raph can already be alot on his own so essentially having two of him around is insane

eventually you get to know him better and start trusting him more and start to loosen up around him

he eventually asks you out when he has the chance and you two are away from his brothers

hes a little scared of you at first tbh since youre almost exactly like his brother personality wise

it doesnt take very long before you two get comfortable around eachother though

he also notices that he has feelings for you pretty soon after he gets to know you better and sees that you have a soft side

he asks you out pretty quickly actually

Reblog if you want anon messages of what you would be the patron saint of

Uhh erm uh. Can you write the dad from coraline x reader. Im. Normal about him. Can be sfw or nsfw idrc. i need new meds.,

okay so im not sure which version of the dad you meant so ill give you both!! btw i looked it up and his names charles/charlie so theres a fun fact about him that i didnt know

Charlie Jones x GN reader

(sfw)

requested: yes

tw: none

Charlie Jones (other vers)

Yes he still works on his music most of the time, but he makes sure to cook dinner for you and cleans up afterwards when you get home because he knows your job can be tiring

(not) suprisingly he loves to cuddle and hold hands with you, makes sure you feel loved and cared for

will absolutely run bubble baths for you if thats something you enjoy

you guys definently have weird bug/plant themed nicknames for each other

will 100% write songs for and about you

he loves you so much like omg

probably one of the healthiest relationships ever tbh

he loves if you garden with him

it makes his heart melt if you take care of his plants while hes busy with music or if hes doing stuff around the house

Charlie Jones (reg vers)

he gets pretty busy with writing and it makes his back hurt sometimes (his posture is atrocious) so if you offer to rub his back he will melt in your hands

his cooking isnt the greatest but if you can cook well he will cook with you and try to pick up some stuff

when you guys fall asleep at night he will cuddle up to you and then be out like a light

loves it if you wake him up with kisses

when you guys eat breakfast together(if hes the one who cooked) expect some heart shaped pancakes or smiley face eggs and bacon

he loves to give you hugs, it makes him happy and makes him feel safe and loved

he has designated days that he takes breaks on so just know that you will be cuddling until you have to go do something like work or go to the bathroom

sometimes he falls asleep while writing so if you check on him and hes asleep, save his work and put his glasses on his desk and give him a blanket, it makes him really happy if you save his work for him because he knows that he forgets to sometimes

A/N: sorry if this was short or if it wasnt what you wanted, its late at night where i am so i tried my best lol

Wall anon...can I have a snacc ;-; I'm running out of wall critters to eat

ofc pookie,, i have a stash in my closet and my kitchen

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!