I Love Her So Im Not Complaining

Michael Myers (RZ adaptation) Dating headcanons *sfw and nsfw*

Requested: no

Tw: smut, mentions of knifeplay and other taboo kinks

Sfw headcanons

We all know he doesnt talk so if he wants something he scribbles it down on a piece of paper or whatevers avaliable

Hes not a huge fan of being touched without him initiating it first unless hes having a good day but those are few and far between (especially around halloween) so try and keep your hands to yourself

He wont comort you much if at all unless youre really struggling with something, the most you can expect from him is a hand on your shoulder and a head tilt

If you cook for him he will love you forever because of it

Speaking of cooking, he definently prefers savory or sweet

If you really like music he will listen to it with you unless its really loud or fast paced

if you like soft rock then good news, so does he! hes okay with any music honestly and wont judge you (too much) for your preferences

if you dress alternatively you can expect him to bring you clothes/accessories from his victims as a gift! it makes him happy if you wear his gifts around the house and in general

he will let you kiss him without his mask eventually, but for a while he wont take off his mask or lift it up for you (i hope you like kissing rubber)

Nsfw headcanons

hes definently packing, like 9-10 inches at least

he goes hard and fast and lasts 6-7 rounds back to back

he will fuck you anywhere anytime

doesnt enjoy using toys in general unless you ask beg him to let you use them but he only lets use them on yourself

will not let you top him like ever, he likes being in control of you in bed

hes into knife play, blood play, dacryphyllia (crying), overstimulation, cnc, biting

loves watching you fuck yourself, especially if you dont notice him at first

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

occasional posts from users

i miss wall anon

Pookie I'm so sorry to dump this but could I request a musical or movie Beej (i have many nicknames for him) comforting a burnt out s/o plz? My next two weeks about to be so busy with theater stuff and I am not ready to 😭 so if you can tie that in that be awsome but if not dw at all i completely get it- forever in your walls ❤️/p

YES OFC!! anything for you pookie🩷 (fanfic rizz) /p

Beetlejuice x gn reader (sfw)

tw: none

honestly doesnt get it but he knows that humans are weird so just let him know if you need help or space and hes on it

will try to help but hes a goober so yeah

tries to cheer you up and get you back to being peppy and cheerful

will help you out as much as he can if hes able to do so

lots of cuddles and such

doesnt know what to do but brings you food if and when you need it

makes sure you drink water

tries to lighten the load of stress so you can relax a bit and get back on track

This is all in good fun

I blame @adoredmarigold for this so

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