“I Like Emmrich But He’s So OLD, Why Couldn’t They Make Him YOUNGER-“

When dragon age: dreadwolf comes out (hopefully within my lifetime 😫) I apologize for the person I will become

Edit: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

He’s so cute I want to put him in a terrarium and watch his evolution over the decades.

I am freshly showered, in my pj’s, fireplace ambience on, the lights are low, and I’m playing a cozy game. This is peak.

I NEED Nintendo to add super Mario sunshine to the switch or something. I yearn for the days of jumping around that little island.

my friend @astarionpavus and i were discussing how Spite and Justice probably have veeery different reactions to romances

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23/04/2025 Jean-Luc Picard @SpaceDadSupport Incoming Transmission…

I would not allow a foe's engineering team to tinker with my ship's shields. Likewise, do not allow those who seek to undermine your boundaries to alter how you define and defend said boundaries.

'Tough on crime' should mean proactive policies, not reactionary punishments.

Everyday I want to be her more and more

literally just called him a poor little meow meow

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”