"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.
To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.
And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool
Throwback to that time I went to my first (Halloween) drag show and a drag king was a biblically accurate angel. 10/10 experience.
Never forget what we lost (yes I know why he changed but still)
the da2 de-cuntification of anders.... it hurts my soul so bad........
Baldur’s gate - Astarion
DA:O - Alistair
DA:2 - Anders
DA:I - Cullen
DA:V -Lucanis
attention all bg3 players who have also played any dragon age game!! (which is probably everyone, let’s be real)
im conducting an experiment, so if everyone could please reblog with their romance choices for both games
regards
Playing FE:TH with my boyfriend on the phone and Bernadetta’s birthday came up and he went, “Don’t go to tea time with her, that’s what FBI agents use to get information out of people”.
commission done by @ 常摸鱼 for my wardens
sharing beers down the deep road in their 40s
no one's ever done it like them (derogatory)
I am freshly showered, in my pj’s, fireplace ambience on, the lights are low, and I’m playing a cozy game. This is peak.
I wanted to try a young Emmrich based on this artwork...
Edit: I did this for fun this morning