Ahhh I Love It!!

Ahhh i love it!!

This is kind of random but can i request Macaque, Wukong, Peng, Red Son, Nezha, Azure lion, Spider Queen and Scorpia Queen with a Golden Immortal Eagle Reader who is like muscular and like she is larger then Peng. (Cuz you know Females are usually a third of the size larger than males.)

And has Three kids from a previous partner who was killed when he went out hunting. Which coused her to be more protective and more heightened aggression thro territorial behavior. And very insecure with how raising fealing like she is a bad mom for 'overprotecting' her kids. She only wants to protect her babies till they arw adults

(the kids actualy love her sm and love having their mom as their protector but they no idea their mom is insecure)

I just wanna know their reaction Will be and hiw Will they help her. 🥹

Ahhh okay okay, so as much as I'd love to write for all the characters you listed, I'm really, really braindead but I feel bad for not replying to this for so long, so if it's not a big deal, I'll just remove Macaque, Peng, Azure and Red Son until if I can ever find braincells to write (I'm so sorry 😭)

I was...honestly gonna remove Wukong too, but I actually got an idea on how to write him so...yeah! Again, I'm really sorry for not properly fulfilling your request 😭 (and I'm sorry in advance if they're short, like I said my brain is so dead but I don't wanna leave this request alone aaah)

PSA: Consider the relationship between Reader and Nezha to be platonic, mainly because I want to avoid writing certain themes with Nezha overall simply because there is WAY too many discourse about LMK Nezha, and I don't wanna hear shit from anyone

bird mom!

royalduo and arachnid duo x reader (lego monkie kid)

genre: headcanons, mix of fluff and humour

game menu: female reader/reader uses she/her pronouns, reader has children/parent reader, reader is a golden immortal eagle, foul language, implied overprotective parent, reader described as buff because yes, we like that

summary: it's tough being a single mom ):

Sun Wukong

๑ insert confusion here

๑ he doesn't understand shit

๑ that's a full blown lie, he understands, but that doesn't mean he's less confused because when he first meets you, you remind him of fucking peng

๑ and that makes him feel a little weary inside because if you ARE related to that little bird brain and you're anything like them then he's gonna be a little....concerned

๑ you should've seen the look of surprise though when he learns two things: one is that you're nothing like the guy you share a species with, and the other that you're a simple mom who couldn't give a shit about what happened in the past

๑ either you moved in to megapolis to settle down and relax, orrrrrrrr you're an active deity that spends time between being badass and doing your job and taking care of your children

๑ in any case, wukong is curious about you, simply because he has nothing better to do in his free time (and maybe because he's worried you might bring peng around or something)

๑ he kinda/may or may not followed you around a few times on your first appearance, and he learns that a pretty buff lady like you is, surprise surprise, a mom!

๑ does wukong think you're pretty awesome because you're muscular, you're badass AND you're handling three children like a pro? abso-freaking-lutely

๑ it kinda reminds him of his monkey great, great times a thousand great grandkids he's got around

๑ you're awfully mean the first time he decides to speak to you― which kinda makes sense, he guesses, because he too would lose his shit if some random guy showed up around his monkey kids out of nowhere

๑ though in your case it's more aggressive and territorial, and he's not taking the risk of pissing off momma birbs

๑ you don't exactly trust him, which is seen with how you gently shove your young ones away from him, but you don't try to make him leave either so he sits and stays a little while longer

๑ "aww babies I love babies you can trust me with― oh fuck I think I dropped it I'M SO SORRY―"

๑ he doesn't understand why you're glaring at him as if he's gonna eat the kids― like damn woman, isn't that your husband's job to do 🤨?

๑ "my husband's dead, dumbass"

๑ "....ah―"

๑ he did NOT mean to let that slip out, and he also wasn't expecting you to answer so casually, but that kind of explained why you looked so stressed all the time as if one wrong move and you'd peck his head off

๑ and even though you specifically tell him don't come back, he comes back, and finds it endearingly sweet in an odd way how you almost NEVER your kids out of sight

๑ one wants to go outside?? they either have to take one of their siblings, a shit ton of protective gear, and make sure not to go too far, or they could just stay inside

๑ any friends brought over has to be have a thorough background check, made sure that they're not delinquents or demons that like to cause trouble, and ensure they wouldn't hurt your babies for shit

๑ wukong only imagines what their life would be like when they brought partners home one day

๑ but somehow, as obnoxious as it is, your kids don't seem hostile or annoyed with it? there ARE times they'd whine about you laying off their back, but they never really mean it and they somehow seem to love you even more

๑ you'd think a single mom dealing with three kids would make you an ass towards your kids, but surprisingly, that's not you. you don't regret having your kids even if their goal in life is to drive you mad, you don't yell at them even when you have your own problems, and you love all of them equally

๑ wukong finds that admirable at least, that you love your kids and they know that too. he even tells you whenever you're feeling down how much of an amazing parent you are

๑ he eventually offers to help you look after them, and at first you didn't want too, but seeing how protective he was of his own monkey kids, you agreed

๑ now he's your daily babysitter

๑ "y'know, if you ever need someone to uh, fill in that dad spot, I'm your guy 🤭"

๑ "I'll break you"

๑ "pls do 🥺👉👈"

Spider Queen

๑ she, and I say this with love, does not understand why the fuck you're so god damn protective about kids? maybe it's just her but c'mon, they're kids! they cry all the time!

๑ okay, she will admit she . think it's pretty cool though, how you can handle THREE little munchkins when she can barely handle her own three little spiders without them maiming each other for one second

๑ she probably meets you during or before meeting the monkie kid, when the youngest kid snuck away and ended up in her lair

๑ spider queen doesn't really care, tbh, but she does get concerned when the child starts screaming down the place so she does the only thing she knows children likes and gives the youngest kid a flask filled with whatchamacallit

๑ it calms them down with it's venomous glow long enough for her to send huntsman looking for their momma, aka you

๑ it's not that hard finding you, because honestly you're having a panic attack when you realize your youngest is missing, so you have the oldest and middle thrown over your shoulders flying around, looking for your kid

๑ huntsman nearly gets maimed when he joked that your kid was boutta get eaten for ransom (which kinda serves him right, tbh, like sir you don't tell a panicking mama her kids in danger tf)

๑ the first thing spider queen notices when you collect your kid is that you looked like you haven't slept since the buddha achieved enlightenment

๑ the second thing she notices is how much you coo and gently scold your kid for leaving without letting her know, checking them for any injuries and apologizing and thanking her for watching them

๑ she can kinda figure it out that you're distrustful since she's literally a bad guy with a bad guy lair, but she shrugs it off and tells you that it's no biggie and she wouldn't mind watching them again, because y'know, she has kids of her own too, she understands (syntax is most certainly NOT her kid but when he tries to argue she sends him to his room)

๑ you don't seem to like that idea at first, but your youngest starts chirping at the idea of spending time with pretty arachnid lady, so you yield under the condition she swears not to hurt your kids

๑ who knew spider queen could become a good guy by taking care of some kids 😧

๑ if at anytime your kids start complaining at some point about your overprotectiveness, she reminds them that they could've gotten worse, and that they shouldn't be so hard on you sometimes cause you're trying

๑ "spider queen are you gay for my momma"

๑ she finds it so sweet how they love you so much that when huntsman made a bad joke about you they beat him up and she let them cause it was fun

๑ she finds it stupid that you're doubting your parenting skills, like girl?? you're a better mom then most moms nowadays, give yourself some credit

๑ "how about we stop talking for a little while"

Nezha

๑ motherfucker was ready to fistfight a child I shit you not

๑ he didn't even ask questions: the moment your eldest started invading his little area he was ready to throw hands with a god damn child and it was only thanks to his older brother jinza stepping in and calling you that your child was safe

๑ you scold him at first cause, c'mon, he's the lotus prince, the fuck is he doing tryna fight literal KIDS for crying out loud

๑ confusion 101: you look like you're about to pass out and half the time he's confused, so he asks where your husband is to help you take care of the kids, and you just tell him that he's dead, y'know, the usual.

๑ and then he's like, "oh...that's rough. you want a candy bar?"

๑ don't get me wrong though, he kinda likes your kids since he's a protector of children and all that, so sometimes if they ever sneak out he'll have fun watching them, playing games, telling them the weirdest stories imaginable, etc

๑ he doesn't understand why you're so protective of your kids?? like his parents never really did all this stuff?? hell he doubted his dad gave a shit bout him when he was born since he's the third born, so???

๑ he might be a little envious (just a little) with how close you are with your kids, cause you love them all equally and never favour one over the other and you'd never hate them and

๑ nevermind he's a lot jealous actually

๑ "hey, wanna see this new trick I'm gonna teach your kids?"

๑ "nezha... nezha NO―"

Scorpion Queen

๑ probably the most happiest to see you and your kids around, because she's lonely, and she's bored, and she's read lots and lots of books for parenting and kids for unrelated reasons (cough, that one time in jttw when she kidnapped tang sanzang, cough)

๑ she understands why you act the way you do with your kids, often threatening anyone that even looks at them the wrong way, and she agrees to help you watch them for you to get rest

๑ she's a little awkward with kids at first, cause this is the first time she's even been in close contact with one, but y'know what she does her absolute best in making sure they're okay

๑ if your kids weren't bad enough being your biggest hypes, she does so too by encouraging them to love their mom more, do the simplest things to help you out, etc etc

๑ she's also, in a way, your biggest hype man too, because she can sorta tell out of all of them how insecure you must be feeling, so at times she'll give you words of comfort that you're doing a great job, and that you're the best mother these kids could ask for

๑ "I love my mom"

๑ "me too"

๑ "😃🖐️"

Bonus:

Nezha: send dudes

Wukong:

Wukong: huh?

Nezha: SEND HELP I'M DYING AAAAAAAAAAAAH

tearglaze, 11.08.2023