I Want His Eye Shadow Smeared On My Thighs.

HELP MY FRIEND SAID "who is this mama?" AND I SAID IT WAS THE GREEN GUY AND SHE HURLED

so thanjful that ninjago gave us asian people

Another Mia and Me fanart that I got a request on tik tok

I didn't manage to add flowers on her hair cuz it was difficult :( sorry

Even if it's horroric

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HOT GOTHIC LEGO DILF!!!!!

Кто если не я? Прошлогодний арт но доделать руки дошли только сейчас. Изначально рисовала под песни Malice mizer, но потом под песни And One так что итог получился более эпичным чем готичным имхо

Who if not me? Last year's art but I only got around to finishing it now. Initially I drew while listening to Malice Mizer songs, but then I listened to And One songs, so the result turned out more epic than gothic imho

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a/n: GUYS I'M SO SORRY FOR THE UNFINISHED POST BUT I HAD TO DELETE IT AND MAKE IT OVER AGAN CUZ I WAS WRITING IT AT MY PHONE BUT IT DIDN' LET ME EDIT IT, IT WAS SAVED ON MY DRAFTS BUT THEN WENT POSTED AND IT WAS UNFINISHED!! ANYWAY, I fixed it but I had to do it faster cuz of some stuff I'm going through right now.

Requested: "Maybe branch X reader who is a famous solo artist and maybe reader just kinda forgetting to tell branch?? I'm just kinda having a major branch brain rot."

The only thing you forgot 🤦‍♀️

tw: none just fluff, the reader is probably a dumbass. This is a short scenario by the way. Y/N as a musician calls themself StarFire. MALE OR FEMALE READER.

When you both started dating you would often plan when are you going to tell him about your solo career but you just end up forgetting to tell him.

I mean when you are in the middle of writing a song or singing in your studio you would think of 'I'll tell him when I get home'.

But when you're on your way home you would forget about it when you have headphones and think of scenarios. How could you possibly remember what will you do when you get home?

So you let it be. I mean it wasn't even a big deal.

Branch knows you have a job but doesn't know what kind of job you have so he didn't question as long is not something dangerous.

Don't ask why...

He is with Bruce back in Vacay Island with his brothers, Poppy and Viva.

His nephews and nieces were with them asking a lot of questions, saying something random that didn't make sense, or talking about their boy band years before it broke up.

just like all kids would ask their uncles about their young years.

"So you are a solo artist?"-asked Bruce Jr, "yeah, it's something that I have done for the past few years now,"-Floyd answered when one of his nephews asked him. "Hey, Uncle Loyd! Quick question, what's a solo artist?"-BJr asked again. Before Floyd could answer him he smiled softly and opened his to talk but his niece jumped in "Solo means in Italian 'alone', It's when a singer performs alone."-she explained. Then her brothers go like 'ah'. "She's a smart one."-John Dory said to Bruce "She is. Isn't she?"-said Bruce while he walked to get some orders. "Hey, Dad! Can we listen to 'Stay' By StarFire again, pleeeease?" Freddy pleaded to his dad "Well of course, why wouldn't we?" Bruce said happily agreeing with his son.

"Who's that?"-Poppy asked from curiosity. "Oh! StarFire is one of my kid's favorite singers. They are not very popular but they do give good vibes."-said Bruce then asked one of his workers to bring him the radio and the album. When it was set, Bruce threw the empty album and turned on the radio. The audio tape started playing.

The instrumental was good then this person singing which Branch started thinking it was 'StarFire'. Then the kids started singing too but the singing seemed somewhat similar to him. Branch then listened carefully to this 'StarFire' that sounded a bit too similar to his bf/gf. The music continued playing and it seemed to relax him with the lyrics. They seem to be talking about the person they care about and don't wanna lose them. It's something that Branch wanted to have. He wants his loved ones to stay even the fucked up shit going on.

When the music was over he thought for a moment. He neds to talk to you when you get home.

When Branch got back to his bunker he saw you on your desk writing something on paper and you had your headphones on your ears so you didn't hear him coming in.

Branch started walking to you carefully.

When he was about to tap on your shoulder he saw some notes you were writing, 'wait no, are those lyrics?'.

He forgot what he was about to do when he started reading the lyrics that you were writing.

You finnaly wrote you new song and then removed your headphones until-

"Why didn't you tell me about your solo career?"

"OHMYGOD!?"

And you almost fell off the chair cuz who comes behind you without you knowing it?

Your mom was right, don't wear headphones all day cz yur not gonna know your surroundings...

You explained to him why you never told him about your solo career because you...well

you forgot about it

Branch stood there trying to understand what you have just said.

How could you forget about it? All you had to do was tell him not to forget about it...

But Branch won't ask any further because it will come out even more confusing

When you had time to go to work you turned to ask Branch if he could come along if he wanted to

But of course, he agreed since he had nothing planned to do this weekend and also because he wants to know what you are doing in your studio.

Well, it's not like he will brag about it to everyone.

He will be a little excited when he sees pictures of you and him together attached to your wall office.

If he sees any old albums in your studio that are from the 1990s even BroZone. The boy is thrilled but show won't show it. He just thinks you a big fan but you said you are not you just like their music.

If you didn't know about them he would either tell you or introduce you to them.

Heck, he even asked you if you could come to Vacay Island because one of his nephews listens to your music and loves to meet you.

You agreed.

When you two are finally there. Branch was about to introduce you to his brothers and nephews/niece, the kids are already faning over you.

They won't stop asking questions or get you to sing for them.

Bruce tried to tell them to knock them off but he also would ask some questions (like how you managed to pull Branch ).

Of course, it made you nervous to answer and Branch was also red from what his brother just said.

But eventually, you do end up singing (cuz Poppy literally started saying to do it alongside Viva and Bruce's kids).

Everyone is cheering even Branches brothers.

Branch was literally watching you in awe. How come he never met you sooner?

While singing you ended up handing him a hand to invite him to sing with you. You thought Branch would refuse but he mediately took your hand and danced with you.

He enjoyed the moment singing with you but there is one thing he wanted you to do.

Stop forgetting to tell him things.

When you two are finally there. Branch was about to introduce you to his brothers and nephews/niece, the kids are already faning over you.

They won't stop asking questions or get you to sing for them.

Bruce tried to tell them to knock them off but he also would ask some questions (like how you managed to pull Branch ).

Of course, it made you nervous to answer and Branch was also red from what his brother just said.

But eventually, you do end up singing (cuz Poppy literally started saying to do it alongside Viva and Bruce's kids).

Everyone is cheering even Branches brothers.

Branch was literally watching you in awe. How come he never met you sooner?

While singing you ended up handing him a hand to invite him to sing with you. You thought Branch would refuse but he mediately took your hand and danced with you.

He enjoyed the moment singing with you but there is one thing he wanted you to do.

Stop forgetting to tell him things.

TY for reading and follow for more! (you can also request if you want me to draw anything).

HELP THE QUALITY ON MY TIKTOK ISN’T GOOD💀-

TIKTOK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????

Hi, I’m new on Tumblr and this is my first time posting my Art/fanart. I got sick two days ago so I didn’t go to school two days ago and today. Enjoy with Sick Teen!Reader and Puss in boots :).

Bro i really wanna end my life righ now i can’t do with my braincell anymore. I can’t exporiment for Chemisrty, i can’t fix my math grades, i can’t lekarn Slovenian laguange properly. i wanna escape from a situation cuz is impossible for me to deal with. My mom and sister are not stoping guilttriping or bodyshaming me. The way i can’t memorize stuff in need to do. I can’t SIT still, or bihave or call my nerves. I don’t know what i’m doing. My mom forces to do what she wants. She won’t stop telling me that my sugar will not stand fizzy drink or how eating to much will make me look worse. Every weekend the same story. Every weekend. How i was young and smart and now I’m tourning into disaster. Same with my dad. He bivše me mixed relationship. Toxic father-daughter relationship. Sometimes he protactes me. Sometimes he admits what is my mom is saying to me when I disappointed him. IDK what my own mother is doing. I often feel tricked or pressured into doing things. Like the time my dad went with my sister and my fem cousin to see my grandma, she was sick and one of my family members came to see her. I was left with my mom, my brother and my newborn brother. I was talking to my dad one day and i was a bit jealous cuz he was spending time with his nieces and my mom figured it out. The next day i talked with my grandma and my mom helped me with what to ask her until she tricked me to insulting i don’t remember what i was saying but i know it was offensive. The next day my dad called me and yelled for my grandma cry and they i blamed my mom for this and stormed off. My mom and gram gram are not in good talking tho. 2 weeks ago my dad was sick and his legs hurted. Then the drama came. My mom and grandma argued like always blaming one another. Every day when i’m not at home, every evening and every weekend. Last week i told my school therapist what happend at the Sunday evening. My dad told me to bring him a sleeveless shirt. I thoat he was heading down stars to help his bakery. I broaght him a white shirt. Then he insulted me saying: i have no shame to help a sick human, i can’t do things right, that they should beat me and i didn’t derserve to be born to etc. I really wanna avoid my parents. They are just too much handle. I get insecure a lot. I’m still trying to figure what does ADHD mean or do i perhaps have it. Is it bad? When i wanna vent to my sister she agrees what my mom said. Got can i reast at least?

I swar if someone gives me advice i will throw a chair at them.

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