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Bucky’s secret tactics for helping pre-serum Steve

that jaunty stroll and arm-over-the-shoulder move are so that he physically cannot walk too fast for Steve to keep up. 

also so that it doesn’t seem like he’s doing anything out of the ordinary when he does it to keep Steve warm, or help him limp home.

always makes out like he’s being a jerk making Steve read aloud from books, but really it’s so that Steve won’t miss any of it with his bad hearing, which he will if Bucky reads it. (Funny how that practise at public speaking later came in handy).

this is also why he tends to turn to look directly at Steve when speaking.

same reason he likes his music and radio played loud and is uncharacteristically vocally critical of people who talk over the picture at the movies (but will also keep up a muttered commentary on the plot if he thinks Steve is missing things).

also developed a habit of repeating funny things to himself, after they’re said, so Steve can hear it twice. 

being a clothes horse growing up so’s he’d have all these hand-me-downs that he needs to give to someone (who doesn’t have any male relatives) because of fashion, steve.

what a coincidence that he happens to wear colors that Steve looks good in.

got himself an umbrella once and insisted on taking it everywhere as a fashion statement (in fact to keep the sun and rain off Steve).

when they got into boxing, was especially assiduous in teaching Steve how to block his upper body because having the wind punched out of his chest has caused serious trouble with his asthma in the past.

acts like he needs the window open to holler and banter at passersby, but really it’s because he’s noticed steve coughs worse when he smokes with the window shut. 

and since yapping at people out the window is an established bad habit, it doesn’t seem odd when he’s happy to stay in, lounging across the foot of Steve’s bed to get to the window, whenever Steve is sick.

his vegetarian phase was on account of steve’s diabetes. 

if he has to sit next to the fire, in winter, he complains loudly about how overheated he is until Steve switches places with him. 

on the prowl for food hustles he always gets iron-rich things because of Steve’s anemia, and then nags Steve into eating them all to get rid of the evidence or because he doesn’t like them.

accidentally ‘broke’ an old atomiser of his ma’s so he could give it to steve and use it to dispense homemade saltwater nasal spray whenever he gets a cold/sinusitis. 

always pulling Steve up onto his feet so the strain is off his back.

noticed that the Rogers’ couch hurts Steve’s back and that’s why he keeps up the whole shoe-shine, blanket-fort-on-the-floor thing. 

gives Steve home-knitted socks from his ma and asks that Steve doesn’t tell her they’re far too big and thick (but in fact he told her to make them too big and thick because Steve gets cramp in his legs and it warms them up.) 

finds songs with slow, steady tempo to absent-mindedly hum or whistle whenever Steve is having an asthma attack so that he will subconsciously synchronise his breathing with Bucky’s. 

will also sometimes do it under his breath to lull Steve into falling asleep.

becomes an absolute ninja at refilling Steve’s glass without him noticing so that Steve gets plenty of fluids (Steve could never understand why it seemed to take him so long to drink anything, and why this mysteriously stopped happening after he woke up in the future – to this day he secretly thinks that there must be something different about future-water but he’s too polite to ask.)

got a job as a lifeguard at one of the pools off Coney Island once because he realised it came with free first aid training (especially in how to help people breathe). 

always keeps an eye out for non-strenuous artsy or clerical jobs within easy travelling distance of Steve’s place, or on the way to his own work so that he can accompany Steve in dangerous parts of Brooklyn.

or sweet talks his own bosses into believing that they urgently need a small man for that one specific office task.

(incidentally it was he who got them both jobs as garbage-removers, shoeshine boys and newsies when they were kids).

makes sure he and Steve ham it up and become a funny vaudeville style double-act, whenever they work in the same place together, so that people will think of them as a single unit and won’t want to fire Steve and break up the set. 

he subconsciously keeps up a lot of these habits even after Steve has got the serum, and after he himself has forgotten who he is. 

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fuck this *unfocuses my eyes*

i dont remember when i made this

Akslalajjaj there are SO MANY ACES who love IronDad!!!!!!! That's so funny, how have I never noticed this before???? We've really all congregated in the platonic found family zone, haven't we

There are a ton, it’s crazy!

Tattoos and whatnot

 OkAY so Will’s tattoo in Tower of Nero got me thinking about the 7 getting tattoos aaand then I digressed SO...

-The Greeks absolutely start getting bad ass tattoos after seeing the ones that Camp Jupiter have

-Will, Rachel, and the Stolls run an underground tattoo parlor and campers sneak down to her cave and come out looking like the baddest of asses with their tattoos 

- Annabeth gets a little Delta tattoo on her wrist in honor of Daedalus

-She also gets one on her side under the arm to honor Luke with the year he was born and the year he died

-Piper gets lyrics of the Cherokee songs her grandpa knew she would one day sing across her back

-Also she gets a lip ring, like the ones that go through the middle of your bottom lip uGh yes

-LEO leo Leo LEO he gets the coolest tattoos man, he gets one of the Morse Code patter he and his mom tapped to each other on his collar bone  

-Also he gets the words FLAME on one foot and the word ON on the other no I will not elaborate

-SO many piercings all self given cuz he get BoArd this boy has piercings in his belly button and his nipples and his nose and his ears and his eye brow and like just in his shoulder cuz fuck it but he never wears any of them

-Until people ask him to put all of them in and he is literally 10 pounds heavier

-He has a tongue ring and he always wears that one its so good man

-Ok hear me out Frank gets sO many tattoos like all the way up his arm and chest-- think Maui from Moana

-He gets one to represent his mom, and one for each of his friends, and like all of the animals in the WOrLd and also the Canadian flag cuz he can

-Now Hazel doesn’t get any tattoos but don’t for a minutes think that she doesn't help design all of them

-OK so Nico has actual bad ass piercings, like he has the coolest gauges cuz he’s our emo boy and three above his eye brow and all three nose piercings that he cycles through

-I don’t know if Nico has tattoos but what I DO know is that he is fabulous at makeup, in the mornings sometimes Will asks him to do his make up and he does the most fabulous blended eye shadow and wings and inTenSe glitter on the cheekbones cuz he lives vicariously through Will

-Now Jason might not have started wanting any tattoos cuz he’s Jason but, again hear me out, he goes to support Leo getting a tattoo but leaves with a big ass lighting McQueen tattoo on his pectoral all the way up to his shoulder with the words Kachow right above his neckline 

-He loves showing it off and at any given moment it is his pride and joy, people ask about the Kachow above his shirt and he IMMEDIATELY takes have his shirt to show off his lightning McQueen

-And then he escalates to the point that Piper dies blue lighting bolt streaks in his hair and that’s the end of that 

-PERCY gets tattoos every time someone is scared about getting one, so he has the most random and at the same time meaningful tattoos

-He has one about the Dam bathroom and one on the small of back where is Achilles heal was that somehow involves Annabeth and so many disney tattoos, oH and one that says you drool when you sleep

-ALSO he has a ton of ear piercings cuz when he was growing up he thorught the way his mom had so many ear piercings was so cool and wanted to grow up and get them just like her

-They have SEVERAL matching earrings that he always wears with piercings all the way up his ear

-This boy is a jewelry boy, he and Annabeth have cheesy matching friendship bracelets that say Seaweed Brain and Wise Girl and Tyson makes him the coolest earrings, bracelets, and rings in the forges

-AND and and he wears nail polish all the time, he and Annabeth paint their nails together and he has the coolest blue colors to do it 

-Not to make you cry or anything but when he loses his memory he refuses to take off his earrings or let his nails get at all chipped cuz he knows they’re important to him and he’s afraid if he chips his nail polish off he’ll forget Annabeth completely

Lmao this was long as shit but all of this plagues my mind at ALL TIMES and it gives me much serotonin 

MARVEL 

link // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHUrAvKNF8s (collab w/ djcprod)

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He pretends he doesnt like drunk neil. Its a lie