THE NEW MAND’ALOR

THE NEW MAND’ALOR

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Rating: Explicit 18+

Pairing: Mand’alor!Boba Fett x Fem!Reader

Summary: No plot, just straight up porn set in an alternate universe where you’re in an arranged marriage with the new mand’alor. idk man i’m just here for the fictional 🍆

Warnings: experienced boba, inexperienced reader, reader is of age, porn without plot, explicit sexual content, unprotected sex, size kink, oral sex (f receiving), creampie, outdoor sex

Word Count: 3.4k

A/N: sooo in hazardous bliss was originally meant to be about boba becoming mand’alor. i still can’t get that idea out of my head (and since i’m trudging through part 2 of ihb), enjoy what was originally meant to be ihb 😊

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3 years ago
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3 years ago
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Tech is so patient with his little sister, and if you look closely he is often very smiley around her and I love that for him.

3 years ago

^

I get that you’re upset (re: men as monoliths in fanfic; working out issues through sex with fem-coded bodies), but I would encourage you to think about how your words look to other writers. Some of these writers are young and may not have a lot of writing experience or life experience. You’re a big blog with a lot of followers. I wonder how your words, which can come across as hurtful, look to newer, inexperienced writers. Let people make mistakes and learn and grow, instead of lashing out. I don’t disagree with you; I think it’s a problem too, but maybe consider a little empathy. You’re not morally superior for your depictions of men in fanfiction, and unfortunately, that’s how many of your posts are coming across lately.

i really almost blocked you babes and went on with my day but ya know what? my schedule is pretty clear and i do in fact have the time.

I Get That You’re Upset (re: Men As Monoliths In Fanfic; Working Out Issues Through Sex With Fem-coded

so you agree with what i said…………but you’re mad i wasn’t nice about it???????

LMAO anon are you lost?

“you’re a big blog with a lot of followers” it’s giving oh you have impressionable audience that see what you do you should censor yourself. like ?? what am i, a defunct disney channel star? and you’re mad at ME bc you think I’M giving a superiority complex? i just really simply truly have to laugh.

here’s the thing: i have no control how others view and take in whatever the fuck i post, so if someone chooses to be offended by me saying men deserve to be treated as full wholly realized human beings, so be it. good for them.

because the same subgroup of people who write men like this also happen to write these men – BROWN MEN – with a lot of racist stereotypes. they’re aggressive. they’re insatiable. they’re animals – feral. the venn diagram of these two groups of writers is very nearly a circle and so are the issues of misogyny and racism. so hmm, no wonder the folks who are okay with instilling their writing with one feel just fine sprinkling in the other.

to echo your own words here, the point of making mistakes is so LEARN AND GROW. and yet time and time again the same fucking issues keep cropping up DESPITE individuals being called out for their mistakes. part of making mistakes is owning up when you make them and listening to folks who offer up solutions on how to do better. but since people would rather be fucking clowns, being nice and kind and coddling doesn’t seem to work.

so you’re worried new and inexperienced writers and those with less “life experience” will see me “being mean” about important issues and i’ll hurt their feelings. oh dear. where is this energy for the young and inexperienced READERS who read harmful shit and think oh yeah, that’s definitely how we should view sex and relationships and men ??? i know some of y’all like to think differently but the fact of the matter is fiction reflects life and vise versa – they both impact one another and when you write men as having little to no emotional depth, that they all want the same thing and have no control over their impulses, you’re truly telling on yourself. just say you don’t see men as people with nuance and individuality, that they’re sex-crazed beasts. just say it out loud. it’ll be easier for all of us.

if you take issue with someone calling out a harmful and important issue because they’re not NICE about it???? i just. fink about it babes. some of y’all would really rather be nice to everyone and not ostracize anyone even when they are being shitty. even when they push racist and misogynistic narratives. y’all won’t reblog hugely important posts about unwhitewashtbb and the racism in star wars bc you’re worried some of your followers won’t agree and get their feelings hurt. it boggles the fucking mind.

and if you’re a newer or inexperienced writer, i HOPE you saw the post anon is referring to – here ya go, if you haven’t, and i hope you see this one, too. and i hope you take a second to think about it all, and if your immediate reaction is to get bothered, think about that too. why does this bother you so much? if the reason is simply because i’m not mincing my words and ~being nice~, perhaps reevaluate your priorities. “you can’t be nice to everyone because being nice to certain people is inherently cruel to others.”

and if you’re STILL bothered, please unfollow and/or block me. literally what is stopping you.

3 years ago

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3 years ago

Reunion, chapter four | Commander Wolffe x Fem!Reader

Reunion, Chapter Four | Commander Wolffe X Fem!Reader

Word count: 2.1k

Chapter warnings: smut- soft!Wolffe, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, slight Dom!Wolffe???, slight dirty talk.

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The rest of your week with Wolffe passes by in a blur, much to your chagrin. However, you take solace in the fact that it’s been a blur of happiness, laughter, and an entanglement of naked limbs. You can’t even remember when you’d last felt so happy or so at ease.

You awake on your final day together with a smile etched across your features, the sun’s glow warming your face as the sensation of steady breaths fan against the back of your neck. It’s how you’ve become accustomed to waking now, the feeling of strong arms encapsulating you, legs intertwined with yours as if you’d ever attempt to escape. You squeeze the firm muscles of his forearm, relishing the feeling of his heart beating against your back. He rouses with your movement just slightly, mumbling a rough ‘good morning’ into the shell of your ear. You smile into your pillow and whisper a soft greeting in return. The deep baritone of his voice in the morning still causes your heart to skip a beat.

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3 years ago

DAMN RIGHT

Ahsoka Tano is a six foot two carnivorous space ninja with magic powers. She’s a horned, fanged super-spy who’s been fighting in wars from the frontlines since she was a preteen. It’s always a good day to remember that at sixteen Ahsoka Tano decapitated four full grown Mandalorian warriors; that she fought General Grievous, bested Darth Maul in single combat, evaded and sabotaged the Empire for decades, travelled through time, and may or may not be a deity of the Force. That she survived the annihilation of her people and walked away with kindness and compassion in her heart. What I’m getting at is that Ahsoka Tano, both immovable object and unstoppable force, is a gods-damned hurricane, a Valkyrie with two laser swords and a cocky smile, and if she does show up in live action they’d better well appreciate her.

2 years ago

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Hunter has yet to be knocked tf out.

That is all.


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She/Her, 23, affiliated with Smut so 18+ please, Fanfiction and Humor.The purpose of this blog is to work on improving my writing and develop my style.

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