Good Morning To Banana The Lobster, And Only Banana.

Me, while watching a critically acclaimed film that was well received by audiences: why did no one tell me this film was so good

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

Every time I open my inbox I see that ask where an anon tried to call me the f slur but misspelt it horribly and I laugh every time. I don’t have the heart to delete it

A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭INEED TO GET GROCERIES AGAIN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ 2/2 ] second set of madokas