Rinatennojiandherweedsmokinggfs - Mike

No more

woman: *talks about equality in any way*

men every time: so i can hit you, right? i can beat the absolute shit out of you? it’s equality :)

laser-free diet.

I’ve been playing so much sudoku. You have no idea how much sudoku I’m playing. Every time I close my eyes I see the grid. I’m making moves in my sleep. 179432568. 653897124. 824516937. 915683742. 246175893. 387249615. 561724389. 498351276. 732968451. This morning before I was fully awake I was playing sudoku in my head. I rise with the dawn. I’m a warrior of numbers. You’re nothing to me.

hey um. your boyfriend gained genre awareness and in an attempt to defy his inevitable tragic demise he only sealed his fate. sorry

the only two constant states in life

Good morning to Banana the Lobster, and only Banana.

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