Rinatennojiandherweedsmokinggfs - Mike

I can be your boyfriend. I can also be your girlfriend. The options are limitless. Except it has to be gay

do interact if you: smoke weed, caught up on one piece, can roll a joint, can do math, youngest sibling, can pick things up with their toes, beer haters, own 10+ plushies, former catholics, minecraft mining mains, cant play smash, never been to a disney park, hate mint chocolate, can work a grill, need 6+ wipes, are not white, trailer park trash, crashed a car, below 6ft, crack your knuckles, enjoy thunderstorms, bisexual, dr pepper enjoyer, have long black hair, like sleeping on the floor, listened to a concerning amount of three days grace in youe teenage years, were in drumline, own a lightup keyboard, have 7000 hours in one video game, have tattoos

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

who up yanking that thing asunder

Stockpile HRT now.