Who Up Yanking That Thing Asunder

getting used to & comfortable with your own bare chest as a neutral & not inherently gendered thing over the course of an evening alone and then having to go out in public again the next day & feel weird about it again like prometheus and his liver except every day you're forced to regrow an awareness of society gendering anatomy

obsessed w this photo i took

@lesbianahsoka here you go anya

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Today I had to return an Amazon package at a Whole Foods, and at the krustomer service kounter there was a sign that said ‘free sample’ and a whole Oreo on a ripped piece of paper towel. So while the lady manning the counter was talking to someone else I ate it. And then she took my package and scanned my little code, and said I was good to go. But when I was walking away still chewing I heard her go ‘where’s my cookie?’ So I just walked away faster

alex hirsch, trying to make a fucking cartoon in peace in like 2010: mabel pines canonically thinks alexander hamilton is hot. this joke is funny because of its absurdity! imagine if preteen girls were crushing on alexander hamilton haha.

history: [has its eyes on him]

delicate creatures who die of colic but love spicy curry. the world is cruel.

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

Me, while watching a critically acclaimed film that was well received by audiences: why did no one tell me this film was so good

criminal profiling is just astrology for cops