Oh My Boy I Hate How Much I Love Him He Was Meant To Be My Least Favourite But He’s Clawed Himself

I love the dramatic, triumphant reveal that wolverine and deadpool survived the time ripper, mainly because i'm 1000% sure wade heard paradox monologuing™️ and was like "nonono hold on we have to wait for the Right Moment" and logan, who is 7 different kinds of exhausted at this point, was like "....yeah ok lol"

which leads to 2 grown ass men hiding behind a corner just waiting to ruin this british man's afternoon? logan really went from “i'll kill u with my teeth” to “yea sure i'll commit to your stupid bit” in like 2 days, honestly what a lad

I know this is a joke but omg is it accurate

calling dick well adjusted is maybe a step too far but the only reason he’s anywhere near as normal as he is is bcs of supes stepping up when Bruce fired dick. Like we all remember who dick went to after that, got his new name from and the advice that led him to the circus.

Also love the subtle difference in the art between Bruce’s satisfied face compared to it just cracking absolute perfection

I was thinking about this joke but didn't expect them to make him say it for real

(wayne family adventures s3 ep.137)

Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.

My brain produced a thought: Damian and Lian parent-trapping Jason and Roy. Lian notices how much happier her dad is with Jason around and comes to the logical conclusion of "well, if they married he would always be around, ergo my dad would always be happy".

Damian is tired of Jason constantly worrying over him after Talia specifically asked him to keep an eye on him and just wants freedom (and his brother to be happy, but shh, he doesn't need to know that). Lian and Damian meet in some sort of youngest justice summer camp get together with a bunch of other tween heroes where Roy and Jason help out and realize they have a common cause.

They spend the entire summer just setting up elaborate schemes to make them fall in love, but they're hilariously bad at it. It ends up working though, so they are convinced they're geniuses. In actuality, Jon who's been helping with their plot just got tired of running around trying to set up his friend's brother with someone else and just told them about it.

I'm sorry, I'm supposed to believe that this charming, sweet boy is going to betray the entire camp, break Annabeth's heart, try to kill Percy, and wage a war against the Gods?

No, he's never done a single thing wrong in his entire life

My last search was ‘when was east of Eden written’ a book that I’ve only started reading bcs it was referenced in a Jason Todd fic ‘forgive us(as we forgive those)’ that had me balling my eyes out

@eyeliner-in-my-ear @everythingispirates @kpiuniverse @okoyestrainee

last google search, go

um. Tag four people.

what do they make sewer tunnels out of

@ncc1701ohno @affixjoy @the-magpieprince @twinkboimler

I HATE AI STOP PUTTING AI IN EVERYTHING I HATE IT SO MUCH IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY I JUST WANT TO RIP APART A DATA CENTER AND FLING CABELS VIOLENTLY ACROSS THE ROOM I WANT TO MURDER CHATGPT I WANT TO DESTROY EVERY SINGLE GENERATIVE AI MODEL IN EXISTENCE I WANT PEOPLE TO STOP USING AI IN PLACE OF A SEARCH ENGINE OR IN PLACE OF CRITICAL THINKING

I NEED PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THE ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT OF TRAINING THESE AI, OF USING THEM!! I NEED PEOPLE TO SEE THE DANGERS IN TRUSTING THE INFORMATION BLINDLY!!! I NEED EVERY PERSON WHO KEEPS IMPLEMENTING AI INTO ANYTHING THEY TO TAKE A VERY VERY VERY LONG WALK OF THE WORLDS SHOREST PIER.

fuck Ai

all that i need is for percabeth to be in a situation where the only way they can make it out alive is if one of them can win over a group of monsters by telling a captivating and convincing love story. and it's just annabeth very dramatically and humorously reciting the first five books of the pjo series from her perspective. and the monsters are just eating it tf up. and percy's just facepalming so hard.

I wanna make these so bad

if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you