My Brain Produced A Thought: Damian And Lian Parent-trapping Jason And Roy. Lian Notices How Much Happier

Oh my boy I hate how much I love him he was meant to be my least favourite but he’s clawed himself tooth and nail into my heart

Bruce, knowing Tim went out as RR when he was meant to be benched: do you have something to tell me, chum?

Tim, half asleep and drooling in his tea: sometimes Cassie and Kon make me curl into a ball and then use me as a baseball to play catch with while Bart stands in the middle and tries to catch me first.

Bruce: ….

Bruce: what.

Tim: they call me ‘piggy in the middle’

Bruce: …

Tim: somehow Bart never catches me but I think it’s only because he’s laughing so much.

Bruce, completely forgetting about Tim patrolling: I… I don’t know what to do with this information.

Bcs I rly needed a new man to simp for😅

“Who wants to shake hands with the skeleton?”

I wanna make these so bad

if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you

I love the idea of Bernard bragging to Tim (when Tim finally realises Bernard knows he’s robin) that his childhood dreams of dating robin have come true and then as they’re talking Tim’s like hang on a minute and works out the timeline and has the horrifying realisation that the robin bernard is talking about as his first crush is Jason

Um I just wanted to send an ask about Bernard Dowd and how I'm happy to see other people like yourself that really enjoy his character! so yeah thank you for being a cool Bernard Dowd Enjoyer!

Also if you have time to answer do you have any interesting headcanons for high school Bernard with the Louis Grieves Trio?

omg that’s so sweet. idk I just have soft spot for traumatized queer characters. THANK YOU FOR BEING A COOL BERNARD DOWD ENJOYER TOO BYW! I stalk your blog every now and then >_<.

I have a few headcanons that I can’t name off the top of my head, but the only one I can think of right now is that his gay awakening happened Freshman year through Jason’s Robin. I’m not actually sure if Jason was still alive then, but the thought is funny. Another hc of mine is that he’s actually a pretty accomplished fanfic writer for a multitude of fandoms.

I HATE AI STOP PUTTING AI IN EVERYTHING I HATE IT SO MUCH IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY I JUST WANT TO RIP APART A DATA CENTER AND FLING CABELS VIOLENTLY ACROSS THE ROOM I WANT TO MURDER CHATGPT I WANT TO DESTROY EVERY SINGLE GENERATIVE AI MODEL IN EXISTENCE I WANT PEOPLE TO STOP USING AI IN PLACE OF A SEARCH ENGINE OR IN PLACE OF CRITICAL THINKING

I NEED PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THE ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT OF TRAINING THESE AI, OF USING THEM!! I NEED PEOPLE TO SEE THE DANGERS IN TRUSTING THE INFORMATION BLINDLY!!! I NEED EVERY PERSON WHO KEEPS IMPLEMENTING AI INTO ANYTHING THEY TO TAKE A VERY VERY VERY LONG WALK OF THE WORLDS SHOREST PIER.

fuck Ai

brother bear is SUCH an underrated disney movie that film was WILDIN. they were like “the main character murders the comedic relief kid’s mother onscreen” like mufasa WHO

all that i need is for percabeth to be in a situation where the only way they can make it out alive is if one of them can win over a group of monsters by telling a captivating and convincing love story. and it's just annabeth very dramatically and humorously reciting the first five books of the pjo series from her perspective. and the monsters are just eating it tf up. and percy's just facepalming so hard.

I love the dramatic, triumphant reveal that wolverine and deadpool survived the time ripper, mainly because i'm 1000% sure wade heard paradox monologuing™️ and was like "nonono hold on we have to wait for the Right Moment" and logan, who is 7 different kinds of exhausted at this point, was like "....yeah ok lol"

which leads to 2 grown ass men hiding behind a corner just waiting to ruin this british man's afternoon? logan really went from “i'll kill u with my teeth” to “yea sure i'll commit to your stupid bit” in like 2 days, honestly what a lad

I'm sorry, I'm supposed to believe that this charming, sweet boy is going to betray the entire camp, break Annabeth's heart, try to kill Percy, and wage a war against the Gods?

No, he's never done a single thing wrong in his entire life