Whats The W-Phrase? Like Woah Ma- *elvis Gimmick Blogs Trample Me Like Mufasa In The Lion King*

THIS IS THE HARRY POTTER THE WOKE LEFT WANTS

sorry but i saw the cover and had to

Real love triangles connect on all sides. This advertisement is for Chaos King, the explosive finale to Kacen Callender’s New York Times bestselling dark academia fantasy series, Infinity Alchemist.

The art featured in this image is by Chris Sack.

WHAT IT’S ABOUT

Return to New York Times bestselling author Kacen Callender’s world of alchemy, power, and romance. A new dark and violent threat looms over New Anglia. Ash, along with his partners Callum and Ramsay, must band together to fight against powerful forces devoted to destroying their world as they know it in this riveting conclusion.

i constantly get bullied at school for being Elvisgender, little did they know im woahing all their mamas

"epreg" inplies elvis is your gender

Have you seen the official HP website's April Fool's prank where they tried to make the front page all about Draco? The article singing Draco's praises might as well have been written by Harry...

No! When was this?! And lolllll. Bet that's what Voldemort saw the one time he tried to look in Harry's head in book 6.

🗡️🗡️🗡️

no because i need that diet cunt shirt

Harry: Ffs, stop looking at me like that, I’m trying to take the photo

Draco, smirking: This is just my face, Potter.

going through a mental breakdown? have you tried writing fanfiction?

peace, at last

i’m back after doing my musical :)

I could be writing but instead I'm watching 30-40 year old try (and fail) to do the cotton eye joe as my drunk grandpa is doing the "hands on your knees" thing with my stepbrother

I dunno, sounds kinda suspicious to me.

UNFORTUNATELY, I will be out of classes for most of tomorrow, because I feel like I’m coming down with something *coughs unconvincingly*

ANYWAY @the-official-padfoot @the-greatest-stag-man and @pete-loves-jelly-beans will you walk me down to the hospital wing? *sniffles suspiciously*

My partners friend went missing if you all could signal boost this!