I could be writing but instead I'm watching 30-40 year old try (and fail) to do the cotton eye joe as my drunk grandpa is doing the "hands on your knees" thing with my stepbrother
BREAKING MY SILENCE.
two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse
woah mama give them the Elvis Special (a bullet)
well thats too bad bcs im making a character.ai of this blog. woah mama.
Die in a hole or never show your face on my blog again
So sad that there are people who doesn't know about our annual holiday of killing a dead dictator :/
idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either
I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
Just so you all know, in the further interest of mocking the shit out of Felon Musk, moving forward I will be referring to "DOGE" as "DOUCHE," or the Department Of Unlawfully Curtailing Health and Education. Partly because that's what it really is and I think it's important to draw attention to that (especially the "unlawfully" part), partly because Kabosu deserves better, partly because Elon thinks he's so cool for naming a "department" for a meme and I want to take that from him, but also because Elon is exactly the kind of person who'd find "douche" to be the absolute worst kind of insult, and this way I can call him "the DOUCHE head."
Join me. Make him whine and wail on TV that it's not DOUCHE, it's DOGE. I want to see his shit shredded. Append it to him so thoroughly he can't get away from it.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. But what is life, if not the stupidest game out there?
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I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt