If She's More Interested In Playing Football Right Now Than Chasing Boys, Well, Quite Frankly, I'm Over

Ianthe… whose blood is that?

Prints here :)

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

this is entirely me being very curious about how well people can guess what others will do and self sort. so to that end:

PLEASE DO NOT TELL PEOPLE PERCENTAGES OR GIVE ANY HINTS IN THE NOTES

and pls reblog for sample size :)

all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

eighth saint to serve the king undying, bitch!!!

quick thing for the people’s tomb fandom jam—the prompt was “pride” and i am nothing if not predictable 

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I don't blame Keeley for anything she did or said in season 3 because if my boyfriend dumped me and started dragging my other ex boyfriend around on a leash and the stupid fucking gay ass sports team I was supposed to be promoting kept losing and my nudes got leaked and my girlfriend ghosted me and I lost my company I would be burning London to the ground. I actually think she showed incredible restraint

the biggest secret that Big Fanfic doesn't want you to know is that the best way to find fics you'll enjoy is to scroll through the bookmarks of a fic written by an author you already like. people gravitate toward fics written in similar styles, etc that they enjoy. so if someone's read your favorite author, chances are they've read fics that are similar to those written by your favorite author. if i get killed by Big Wattpad we'll know why