Feral and unhinged mc is my favorite😈
A/N: Good god what have I created…uh…yeah I went waaaay off the rails with this one.
Warnings: Blood and violence. Nothing overly graphic. Probably death mention if ya squint.
“MC I don’t like how those demons have been following us.” Luke whispers to you, looking over his shoulder.
“Me neither.” You mutter. You and Luke had gone out together just the two of you to a little cafe and were walking back to Purgatory Hall. However you were being followed by a not so friendly looking group of demons. Well when do demons ever look friendly really.
Eventually that group catches up to the two of you.
“A little Angel and human all by themselves?” What looked to be the leader asks, getting in front and blocking your path. Soon you get surrounded.
You look over the situation once before kneeling down to Luke and taking his hands into your own.
“Luke. I need to you cover your ears and close your eyes.” You tell him sweetly.
“MC you aren’t going to fight them are you?! Let me just call Simeon!” Luke tried to talk you out of whatever you had planned but you just keep smiling.
“It’ll be okay. I’ll protect you.” You tell him. “You always watch over me.”
The Angel finally does as you’ve asked him. Hands pressed tight against his ears and eyes squeezed shut. You stand back up and look over your shoulder at the leader.
“Try not to scream too loud, yeah?” You ask as your eyes flare up green, your pact marks burning against your skin.
“Look at this boys, the human is getting all c-!”
CRACK
“Now if memory serves me right.” You began, left hand squeezing the demon’s neck so hard you heard a loud crack. “You won’t die unless I go for your heart or flat out break your spine.”
Like a sixth sense, you throw the demon in your hand at his remaining group, making them crash onto the ground. Just as you thought, they were going for Luke.
“You focus on me.” You growl. “Touch him and I’ll punish you in worse ways than the avatar of Pride himself.”
“You’re crazy!” One lacky yelps. “Are you even human?!”
“Of course they are!” The leader coughs, his throat healing itself. “They’re just overly cocky cuz of their pacts!”
You sigh and pull out your DDD.
You: Lucifer darling. Can you come by and pick up me and Luke? Thank you~
You hit send and put it back into your pocket.
“You really aren’t going to leave us alone until you’ve made a point?” You ask as the group gets up and composes themselves.
“Yeah! You’re just a human! Easy pickings!” The second lacky answers.
“Alright then.”
“Luke? Luke?”
Was that Simeon?
“Don’t open your eyes.” The older Angel hushes. “I’m here. I’m just going to pick you up alright?”
“Okay. Where’s MC? Are they okay?” Luke asks as he feels himself being lifted off the ground.
“They’re fine.” Simeon answers and looks at the surrounding area. “They’re just…busy.”
Three demons lay on the ground.
One with two broken legs.
One with a dislocated arm and broken leg.
And one with a snapped neck and hole in his chest.
“I’ll take you back to Purgatory Hall okay? You can meet up with them later.” Simeon whispers.
“Okay.”
Simeon looks at Lucifer before leaving the area. The demon walks over the bodies and peaks down an alley and finds you leaning against the wall, blood splattered on your clothes and face.
“Am I in trouble?” You ask as he walks over.
“No, things like this are nothing new in the Devildom. Are you okay?” He asks, standing by you.
“Peachy.” You chuckle. “Luke won’t know about this, right?”
“As long as you don’t tell him. No he won’t.” Lucifer answered.
“Good.” You hum. “I saw red, Lucifer. I couldn’t stop myself.”
You lean into his side and he rubs your back. You may have just become the scariest human in the Devildom.
This is what my sleep paralysis demon tell me
If you ever find yourself thinking "oh it's only ██:00, I still have plenty of time before this turns into sleep deprivation" that is the devil speaking. Go to bed NOW before it's too late
:333
Therapist: *looks up from her notebook* So, what brings you two here?
MC: He murdered me.
Belphegor: And I regret it.
MC: But Lucifer wants us to "actually talk about it" instead of making jokes that "make everyone concerned."
Belphegor: Can I nap in here?
MC: You have a nice office.
Therapist: Uh... *smiles nervously* How about we schedule weekly sessions from here on...?
I will always appreciate how passionate Senshi is about food that he is also very petiente with people who does not share that
I've seen picky eaters being pressured and scold by not eating certain foods, instead Senshi wants to teach you, and make it enjoyable, and understands the importance of baby steps
Ok so:
Where is our main man Diaval??? Why hasn't he come back after one year of the exchange program? Poor demon went off to the human world all by himself and???
I need a spinoff of Diaval's misadventures (you cannot tell me he didn't accidentally try eating a poor high schooler's soul at least once during his time there) in the human world.
I need to see him discover tiktok and pumpkin spice and parades and just have wholesome moments with his human friends at some random public high school.
Imagine he comes back and him and MC see each other and the two of them are just:
They'd click instantly, I tell you. Imagine Diaval having his own harem; parallels, parallels, parallels.
Diaval: Humans are so fragile...I punched one and they died, and you're telling me you survived an entire YEAR here??? Damn, you gotta be one tough cookie!
MC: Sorry, you WHAT-
Diaval:
Don't tell me they WOULDN'T bond over their experiences in different realms. MC helping Diaval with human customs and traditions and Diaval helping MC with some of the weirder aspects of the Devildom that they missed. They'd hype each other up like:
I NEED DIAVAL AND MC INTERACTION AAAAAA
(Extra: the brothers hanging out with Diaval, because he's picked up a lot of human behaviors and he reminds them of MC)
Therapist: *looks up from her notebook* So, what brings you two here?
MC: He murdered me.
Belphegor: And I regret it.
MC: But Lucifer wants us to "actually talk about it" instead of making jokes that "make everyone concerned."
Belphegor: Can I nap in here?
MC: You have a nice office.
Therapist: Uh... *smiles nervously* How about we schedule weekly sessions from here on...?
watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?
it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"
the cycle continues let me out of here
guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture
Life juice LMAOOOO
I like the idea that demons and angels don't need water to survive and most of the cast was deeply confused by MC drinking it so often because "it didn't taste good" and they couldn't wrap their heads around why MC was so "obsessed" with it.
And then they found out that water is crucial for a human's health and humans DIE if they go for a few days without it and suddenly a whole new fridge was installed in the kitchen filled with just water bottles, MC started getting "h2o deliveries" completely unprompted throughout the day, texts from all of them reminding them to hydrate, etc
"MC, here's your water."
“Oi, have you had yer life juice yet?”
"Remember to hydrate."
"I still can't believe you humans depend on this to survive. How stupid is that?"
"MC, do you need some water?"
I LOVE art and watching other people talk about their ocs or anything interesting! and maybe I'll post my own sometime if I have enough time:))
181 posts