This​ Is​ What​ My​ Sleep​ Paralysis​ Demon​ Tell​ Me

Life finds a way, even in the cracks of concrete.

Pinkie Pie infection Au🧁🩸

Jenny Bloomfield. Cats in the Meadow.

Feral​ and​ unhinged​ mc​ is​ my​ favorite​😈

Overprotective and unhinged MC with Luke (platonic)

A/N: Good god what have I created…uh…yeah I went waaaay off the rails with this one.

Warnings: Blood and violence. Nothing overly graphic. Probably death mention if ya squint.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Barbatos

“MC I don’t like how those demons have been following us.” Luke whispers to you, looking over his shoulder.

“Me neither.” You mutter. You and Luke had gone out together just the two of you to a little cafe and were walking back to Purgatory Hall. However you were being followed by a not so friendly looking group of demons. Well when do demons ever look friendly really.

Eventually that group catches up to the two of you.

“A little Angel and human all by themselves?” What looked to be the leader asks, getting in front and blocking your path. Soon you get surrounded.

You look over the situation once before kneeling down to Luke and taking his hands into your own.

“Luke. I need to you cover your ears and close your eyes.” You tell him sweetly.

“MC you aren’t going to fight them are you?! Let me just call Simeon!” Luke tried to talk you out of whatever you had planned but you just keep smiling.

“It’ll be okay. I’ll protect you.” You tell him. “You always watch over me.”

The Angel finally does as you’ve asked him. Hands pressed tight against his ears and eyes squeezed shut. You stand back up and look over your shoulder at the leader.

“Try not to scream too loud, yeah?” You ask as your eyes flare up green, your pact marks burning against your skin.

“Look at this boys, the human is getting all c-!”

CRACK

“Now if memory serves me right.” You began, left hand squeezing the demon’s neck so hard you heard a loud crack. “You won’t die unless I go for your heart or flat out break your spine.”

Like a sixth sense, you throw the demon in your hand at his remaining group, making them crash onto the ground. Just as you thought, they were going for Luke.

“You focus on me.” You growl. “Touch him and I’ll punish you in worse ways than the avatar of Pride himself.”

“You’re crazy!” One lacky yelps. “Are you even human?!”

“Of course they are!” The leader coughs, his throat healing itself. “They’re just overly cocky cuz of their pacts!”

You sigh and pull out your DDD.

You: Lucifer darling. Can you come by and pick up me and Luke? Thank you~

You hit send and put it back into your pocket.

“You really aren’t going to leave us alone until you’ve made a point?” You ask as the group gets up and composes themselves.

“Yeah! You’re just a human! Easy pickings!” The second lacky answers.

“Alright then.”

“Luke? Luke?”

Was that Simeon?

“Don’t open your eyes.” The older Angel hushes. “I’m here. I’m just going to pick you up alright?”

“Okay. Where’s MC? Are they okay?” Luke asks as he feels himself being lifted off the ground.

“They’re fine.” Simeon answers and looks at the surrounding area. “They’re just…busy.”

Three demons lay on the ground.

One with two broken legs.

One with a dislocated arm and broken leg.

And one with a snapped neck and hole in his chest.

“I’ll take you back to Purgatory Hall okay? You can meet up with them later.” Simeon whispers.

“Okay.”

Simeon looks at Lucifer before leaving the area. The demon walks over the bodies and peaks down an alley and finds you leaning against the wall, blood splattered on your clothes and face.

“Am I in trouble?” You ask as he walks over.

“No, things like this are nothing new in the Devildom. Are you okay?” He asks, standing by you.

“Peachy.” You chuckle. “Luke won’t know about this, right?”

“As long as you don’t tell him. No he won’t.” Lucifer answered.

“Good.” You hum. “I saw red, Lucifer. I couldn’t stop myself.”

You lean into his side and he rubs your back. You may have just become the scariest human in the Devildom.

I​ try​ my​ best, senshi

fatima aamer bilal, from i mother it the absence of her, iii. i am not a person that can be loved for a very long time excerpt from moony moonless sky.

Im not a lucifer nor belphegor apologist

In case you didn't know

Therapist: *looks up from her notebook* So, what brings you two here?

MC: He murdered me.

Belphegor: And I regret it.

MC: But Lucifer wants us to "actually talk about it" instead of making jokes that "make everyone concerned."

Belphegor: Can I nap in here?

MC: You have a nice office.

Therapist: Uh... *smiles nervously* How about we schedule weekly sessions from here on...?

just wanted to-

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I'm gonna leave this right here...