I Like This Guy Check Em Out

looootsa blood and bright colours warning but also yay drawing of this guy

im so normal

this was supposed to be a sketch why did it end up like this

IVANT FUCKDING BREATHE HOLYSHIT

i like that Dr. Beat song its sounds hgggnegmgmdhg

i really like silver tbh ngl

ca- li- fornia girls, we're unforgettable. daisy roofs, bikinis ontop.

high quality shitpost? high quality shitpost.

the girls are fighting

this is like the best thing

ever

to everyone who has asked me to draw them rapping

TG: check it out we in the home like stuck

TG: nah that sucked

CG: YEAH THAT WAS FUCKING ATROCIOUS. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN????

TG: alright hang on

TG: im underground like i’m in thug pro goin skater 3

TG: got your girl to ollie round she wanna get a piece of me

TG: and i might partake in booty quake but i aint down to wait im gonna flake

TG: cus my true homeboy coming up were featuring m.c. vantas kake

CG: ...

TG: ok now its your turn

CG: VANTAS KAKE.

TG: yep now lets go

CG: BITCHES WHO CALL ME VANTAS KAKE ABOUT TO GET A STERN WORD

CG: SO KEEP THOSE EARHOLES OPEN FOR THIS SOUND-DEFACING MOUTH TURD

CG: I CAME OUT HERE TO SATISFY MY BEST BRO’S BANAL FANTASIES

CG: AND NOW I’M TRAPPED IN RHYTHM HELL, GOT SUICIDAL TENDENCIES

TG: damn

CG: MOTHER GRUB IMBUED MY ASS WITH A BLOODPUSHER STRONG ENOUGH TO SPEAK

CG: TANGLED WORDS RIGHT OUT THE GROANSHAFT THAT PAINT ME LIKE A FUCKING FREAK

TG: yeah

CG: CAPRICORNIAN THE WAY I’M GOING TO CLOWN TOWN ON THIS FUCKING BEAT

CG: KNIGHT OF BLOOD, KNIGHT OF TIME, KNIGHTS OF RHYME BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS PEAK.

TG: what the fuck

TG: wait how did you do that

CG: YOUR TURN.

TG: rap city jesus downtown eating up bars like fresh green celery

TG: my boy karkat got the visceral flow of the motherfucking century

CG: AND BRO YOUR MAN DAVE’S GOT DELIRIOUS BEATS TO SPARE

TG: time 4 blood coming at ya

CG: AND DJ CRABAPPLE DON’T PLAY FAIR.

TG: boom

CG: THERE. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? WILL I FINALLY STOP SPENDING EVERY WAKING MINUTE WITH THE CONSTANT LOOMING THREAT OF YOU ASKING ME TO RAP WITH YOU?

TG: dude that was awesome

TG: you are awesome

CG: ... SERIOUSLY?

TG: fucking yes and we are doing this all the time now

TG: where making this hapen

i have no mouth and i must scream