This Is Like The Best Thing

this is like the best thing

ever

to everyone who has asked me to draw them rapping

TG: check it out we in the home like stuck

TG: nah that sucked

CG: YEAH THAT WAS FUCKING ATROCIOUS. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN????

TG: alright hang on

TG: im underground like i’m in thug pro goin skater 3

TG: got your girl to ollie round she wanna get a piece of me

TG: and i might partake in booty quake but i aint down to wait im gonna flake

TG: cus my true homeboy coming up were featuring m.c. vantas kake

CG: ...

TG: ok now its your turn

CG: VANTAS KAKE.

TG: yep now lets go

CG: BITCHES WHO CALL ME VANTAS KAKE ABOUT TO GET A STERN WORD

CG: SO KEEP THOSE EARHOLES OPEN FOR THIS SOUND-DEFACING MOUTH TURD

CG: I CAME OUT HERE TO SATISFY MY BEST BRO’S BANAL FANTASIES

CG: AND NOW I’M TRAPPED IN RHYTHM HELL, GOT SUICIDAL TENDENCIES

TG: damn

CG: MOTHER GRUB IMBUED MY ASS WITH A BLOODPUSHER STRONG ENOUGH TO SPEAK

CG: TANGLED WORDS RIGHT OUT THE GROANSHAFT THAT PAINT ME LIKE A FUCKING FREAK

TG: yeah

CG: CAPRICORNIAN THE WAY I’M GOING TO CLOWN TOWN ON THIS FUCKING BEAT

CG: KNIGHT OF BLOOD, KNIGHT OF TIME, KNIGHTS OF RHYME BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS PEAK.

TG: what the fuck

TG: wait how did you do that

CG: YOUR TURN.

TG: rap city jesus downtown eating up bars like fresh green celery

TG: my boy karkat got the visceral flow of the motherfucking century

CG: AND BRO YOUR MAN DAVE’S GOT DELIRIOUS BEATS TO SPARE

TG: time 4 blood coming at ya

CG: AND DJ CRABAPPLE DON’T PLAY FAIR.

TG: boom

CG: THERE. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? WILL I FINALLY STOP SPENDING EVERY WAKING MINUTE WITH THE CONSTANT LOOMING THREAT OF YOU ASKING ME TO RAP WITH YOU?

TG: dude that was awesome

TG: you are awesome

CG: ... SERIOUSLY?

TG: fucking yes and we are doing this all the time now

TG: where making this hapen