Theyre So Stupid But I Love Them 😭

I need johnlock ao3 recs so if you have or know fics with one of the following hmu: (10k+ words preferred but tbh I don't mind too much)

mutual pining - friends to lovers - fake dating au - coffee shop au - preferably pre-s4 until I rewatch - really soft or angsty smut - friends with benefits to lovers - miscommunication - LONG ASS SLOW BURN - being scared to admit feelings - one bed 👁 - stripper au - the longer the fic is the better - did I mention slow burn

also

if any of you were on Wattpad circa 2014/2015 and remember the name of that fic where Sherlock and John text each other by accident as strangers or whatever and end up in love (I think this also had a trailer on YouTube and poss some drama tbh lol) PLEASE hit me up bc I wanna reread it

thanks gang ily!

Satan with his kid on his shoulders

333 vs 666

I saw the number 333 today. This is a recreation of my thoughts.

please god just let me make it to 2 weeks

14 days

336 hours

20,160 minutes

1,209,600 seconds

it's not too much

is it?

Obsessed with pre-Enterprise Kirk being "grim and bookish". We have a canon back story of him ruining a guy's career by reporting a mistake because Starfleet regulations required it. He's rising through the ranks but is manifestly made unhappy by the pressures of command, as he admits to Bones in Balance of Terror.

But then so often in TOS he's this flirty heart eyes motherfucker. The only possible explanation for this change in personality is Spock? That's the major thing that's changed in his life, the presence of this weird tall alien who says absolutely wild shit with a completely straight face and makes Kirk stop taking everything so seriously

I love the tribbles episode because we see this in action. Kirk is pissed off the whole episode and then he goes to the mess hall and sees Spock petting the tribble and he almost SOBS. It's like "Ok. Bad day but everything's gonna be alright. Spock is here and he's doing his weird thing. This is my gravitational constant."

Isn't it kind of beautiful that the guy everyone thinks is unemotional is the exact person that makes Kirk step back and look at the universe with a sense of humor?

me, your friendly neighborhood villain apologist: zuko was never evil he was just 16

did i hang up the phone? what if they can still hear me? if they can hear me, why havent they responded? hello, can you hear me? are you still there? hello, dont hang up on me, love. hello, hello, where are you? why did you leave me

happy new year finally sherlock holmes and dracula can legally fuck and no one can do anything about it 

the rush of euphoria when i put on a cap backwards >>>

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck