Me, Your Friendly Neighborhood Villain Apologist: Zuko Was Never Evil He Was Just 16

What the fuck is this

thanks for the advice skeleton-fucker69

Feels like my Skeleton is trying to hatch

my strategy plan for cleaning my room bc i have executive dysfunction and im trying to beat it

first step : MUSIC!!!! LOUD AS FUCK BRO!!!!!!!!! NOONES STOPPING U!!! (except for ur parents but who cares theyre the ones who r forcing u to clean in the first place if their fragile hearts get upset what fuck do i give) ok next u set a reward which would be u get to play ur new games!!! yay!!! doesnt that sound cool!!!

second : DUMP EVERYTHING ON THE FLOOR ONTO UR BED!!!!!!!!!! why? because it makes me HAVE to clean it up or i wont be able to sleep. good strategy i'd say

third: sweep sweep and vacuum yaayayyayay floors r clean now hooray!!!!!!!

fourth: dump everything on ur desks or shelf or wtv onto ur bed and then clean those too!!!!!! yay now they're clean too!!!!!!!

BREAK TIME!!!!!!!!!! HAVE A SNACK!!!! MAKE UR FAV DRINK IDC!!!!!!!!!

fifth: now u have to deal with... The Pile...but no worry!!!! we'll handle it like that unpacking game. you take one thing out, choose where to store it.. and put it there!!! then u do that with everythign else and youll be done in no time!!!

sixth: hm.... somethings not right... okay so take a step out and go back in and if something looks wrong u fix it. it doesn thave to be perfect!!! youve just gotta be happy with it.

and that's... it? i'm done??? that's so cool!!! im so proud of myself aaaaaaa thisis so great

i want more. i want to come home with you . more than that,, i want to come home to you

kinda feel like detaching from everything

Yall my therapist gonna be so proud of me I actually used my crisis survival skills 🙌

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Good fucking luck op

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

hey op (+ others) my brother is allergic to peanuts and he swears by this thing called “freenut butter” or smth but its basically just roasted sunflower seeds i think and it tastes really similar if that would help

im in australia tho so idk if its in other countries too

I do not know why I suddenly want a peanut butter and banana sandwich but I do know that I am allergic to both of those things and while I could eat such sandwiches as a child, I will probably never be able to eat them again, so I would like my food cravings to stop fucking bullying me??? Thanks

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